Cucumber Confessional

I love cucumbers. Full stop. People profess their love to many types of foods, saying they could eat them everyday and never get bored. I actually do; everyday, I’ll eat at least one whole cucumber, sprinkled with just salt and pepper, or dipped in hummus, or chopped up in salad. Tiny Persian cucumbers, large English cucumbers, plain pickling cucumbers- I love them all.

Why hasn’t this obvious obsession factored more clearly into my writing or recipes? It’s not interesting, quite frankly. I’m not doing anything exciting with them, just eating them in mass quantities. Even this idea that I’m here sharing today is far from earth-shaking. Barely the tiniest twist on a time-honored classic, surely it’s been done before. However, it’s good enough that it bears repeating: Make shirazi salad while summer produce is at its peak, but replace the tomatoes with watermelon.

That’s it, that’s the whole recipe. Adding a whole recipe card with formal measurements is really overkill when so much of the dish is based on the produce itself and personal taste. If I can be honest and break down that fourth wall for a minute, the recipe card is for Google. For you, I trust you can figure it out.

Consider the chopping an opportunity to practice your knife skills, to meditate, or simply revel in the aroma of summer. The minute you slice into a cucumber or watermelon, that aroma floods the air, setting the mood like candles for a romantic evening, only with notes of whimsy, sunshine, and a cooling breeze.

To anyone complaining about the amount of liquid leftover at the bottom of the bowl: Congratulations! You completely missed the point. That heavenly elixir, my friend, is a beautiful meeting of the worlds, the best parts of fruits and vegetables, sweet and savory, existing in harmony as one. Don’t you dare dump it out. When you pick up the mostly empty bowl, the only option is to bring it to your lips and drink every last drop.

Yield: Makes 4 - 8 Servings

Watermelon Shirazi Salad

Watermelon Shirazi Salad

If you like cucumbers, this simple, seasonal salad is for you. Shirazi salad typically features tomatoes, but this one has watermelon for a sweet and savory, super refreshing twist!

Prep Time 20 minutes
Total Time 20 minutes


  • 2 Large Cucumbers
  • 1 - 1 1/2 Pounds Watermelon
  • 1/2 Red Onion
  • 1 Lemon
  • 2 Tablespoons Olive Oil
  • 2 Tablespoons Dried Basil and/or Mint
  • 3/4 Teaspoon Salt
  • 1/4 Teaspoon Ground Black Pepper


  1. Finely dice the cucumbers, watermelon, and onion so that all the pieces are approximately the same size. Place everything in a large bowl.
  2. Juice the lemon directly into the mixing bowl and add the oil, dried herbs, salt, and pepper. Stir well to combine.
  3. Serve immediately or store in the fridge for up to one hour.

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Nutrition Information:



Serving Size:


Amount Per Serving: Calories: 75Total Fat: 4gSaturated Fat: 1gTrans Fat: 0gUnsaturated Fat: 3gCholesterol: 0mgSodium: 202mgCarbohydrates: 11gFiber: 1gSugar: 7gProtein: 1g

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5 thoughts on “Cucumber Confessional

  1. The only thing that is awesome is that you can get a lot of money from the US and the government is still in jail for the same reason they have no idea what they have to get in the same way they can afford a girlfriend? 🤔

  2. The guy with his dad was pretty nice and she wanted me and she wanted a girlfriend and he didn’t even know what to say about it because she wants something and I love your mother when she’s married???

  3. I cant stand to see a watermelon mixed up or turned on something other.Its jut perfect as it is to eat.
    But the green part of watermelon could match easily and naturally with cucumbers as they smell alike.

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