Gold Rush

Exhausted by weeks of holiday extravagance, the first week of the year can look rather drab in comparison. The parties are over, the guests have gone home, leaving little but crumbs and an eerie silence in their wake. It’s a natural response, an equal and opposite reaction, to succumb to the bleakness of winter a bit. However, instead of getting stuck there, entrenched in blankets, rooted to the couch, there’s still so much light and joy glittering within reach. Or, more accurately, within the kitchen.

Gold For Good Luck

Gold is the most auspicious color as a literal representation of wealth and prosperity. Yukon gold potatoes have never done me wrong, with their sunny yellow, naturally buttery flesh, as my favorite all-purpose spud. When plain potatoes sound too austere to spark that feeling of good fortune, just take it to the next level. Make gilded golden potatoes, dripping with real gold-

-food paint. Gold metallic food paint. Real gold? On a freelancer’s budget, are you kidding me? Of course not. Just a light veneer of a lustrous edible varnish truly does wonders to lift the spirit. As we all know, we eat with our eyes first, so why not give yourself a visually opulent experience? Trust me: It may feel silly at first, painting the crispy crenelations of a baked hasselback potato, and maybe, that’s a big part of the appeal.

No matter how old I get, I find that I’m still the same child at heart. Being able to embrace that, to seek out whimsy, to allow myself these “silly” pleasures, is what growing up truly is. At least, I’d like to think so, as I hold my golden paint brush in one hand and dinner plate in the other.

How To Make Golden Hasselback Potatoes

There’s no recipe needed here; just take however many large Yukon gold potatoes as you’d like to bake and slice them as thinly as possible, without cutting all the way through the bottom. Some people suggest using disposable chopsticks on either side to act as bumpers. Drizzle them liberally with olive oil and bake at 450 degrees for about an hour, until tender all the way through and crispy around the edges. Paint gently with gold metallic food coloring, sprinkle with coarse salt and ground black pepper, and enjoy.

True richness goes beyond monetary value. This is one case where fool’s gold is a greater gift, being unquestionably more delicious than a solid gold brick.