Fasten your seat belts and try to get comfortable; it’s going to be a long flight. You’ve downloaded hours of music and movies well in advance, kept your smartphone within easy reach, and even remembered the disinfectant wipes for those grimy in-seat remote controls. Long-haul flights are never fun, but you’ve prepped and packed well, done the research and steeled yourself for any length of idle time. Certainly, you’ve considered the food options, perhaps even locking in your ticket or choosing a seat. Vegan meals are more widely available than ever, providing essential sustenance when there’s no land in sight for half a day or more, but they still leave quite a bit to be desired.
Snacks are absolutely essential at this critical moment. Countless lists extol the virtues of sturdy grain salads, granola bars, and freeze-dried fruits, but what is it that we need to avoid? As I prepare to embark on an intimidating 14-hour flight, I considered the options for truly terrible choices to bring as in-flight foods.
BAD snack ideas that should remain grounded are as follows:
- Yogurt, applesauce, and pudding over 3.4 ounces, which is the greatest amount of any “liquid” you can bring on board. That amounts to less than 1/2 cup, so why bother?
- Dips and spread of all sorts, including but not limited to hummus, peanut butter, salsa, ketchup, and cream cheese. Packed separately, they can be considered a liquid, but you might be able to get around this restriction by bundling them into some kind of sandwich assemblage.
- Peanuts in general, because you never know when you might be sharing space with an allergic passenger.
- Whole fruits and vegetables. There are some exceptions to this (like bananas and apples) but many countries have restrictions on fresh produce. For your best bets, always cut and prepare them in advance, stashing them in ziplock bags for later. Smaller, peeled, or pitted, they’re usually easier to munch on without utensils, too.
- Saucy dishes or overfilled containers, which could get very messy in case of turbulence.
- Tofu/chickpea egg salad or fishless tuna salad in any format, because such strong odors are unlikely to be appreciated by anyone within a 10-foot radius… Which may very well be the whole plane.
- Chips or crackers packed in zip lock bag. Factory-sealed is fine, rigid Tupperware will work, but I promise that any other attempts at conveyance will end in a sad handful of crushed crumbs.
- Raw cauliflower, broccoli, or cabbage for most people. I mean, you know your body, but this kind of roughage just… Don’t sit well with most people. I’ll just leave it at that.
- Excessive onions or garlic. Pretend you’re on a date with the other 100+ passengers on the flight; that dragon breath will not win you any new friends.
- Caffeinated drink mixes, despite the fact that fun flavors might make it easier to drink more water. You don’t need extra energy to sit on your butt all day; the excess is likely to make you more agitated and anxious.
What’s on your no-fly list? Did you have to learn the hard way, or suffer from the poor decisions of your fellow flyers? Hopefully no one has to travel on an empty stomach after carefully weighing the choices!
9 thoughts on “Snacks on a Plane”
Great post! Wonderful tips, tricks, and suggestions!
Great tips and agreed on peanuts knowing people with nut allergies, that’s very scary. I haven’t packed a lot for long flights recently and it’s usually carrots sticks and grapes when I do because I know they’ll site well and be hydrating.
I am working on a post with this exact same title! Great minds, huh? I just went on a flight recently and brought a bunch of ziplocks full of fruits and veggies. If you’re not packing them in a hard container, I would definitely put blueberries on the no fly list. They were all mushed when I got to my hotel. I would say a great addition to the good snack list is protein bars, I flew without them and they were definitely missed.
That’s so funny! Great minds, indeed. I can’t wait to read your take on the subject.
Protein bars are definitely a savior of many trips, on the plane and off. Good note about the berries as well- I’ve done the same with raspberries before, and also a very poorly packed banana…
14 hours. I’m trying to figure out where you were headed to…perhaps Australia.
That’s on the bucket list too, but not this time… Thailand! :)
Excellent tips! have a great trip, can’t wait to read all about it! :-)
Great post and tips on the snacks on flight.