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My Own Rocky Road

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By no accounts have I ever heard of high school being an easy, enjoyable time through and through, but who knew it would ever be so difficult. No, I’m not talking about the school work or tests, but everything that happened in between; The last thing that you learn from this establishment is math and english. These past four years stretch out endlessly in my mind, making a time line that is so immense, it sounds positively absurd that so much could change in only a handful of months. I’m sure everyone reaches a this point at one time or another, but to actually experience it and be able to say for myself that know what if feels like… It’s just wild.

Honestly, for so many years I thought that life would not happen to me. All of the inevitable life events would somehow look the other way while I crept out the door and I would be exempt from all the baggage they bring. Relationships, jobs, driving, applying to colleges- For some inexplicable reason, I felt certain that these worries could never actually happen to me. Clearly, adolescence spared me no amount of naivety. Through car crashes, both figurative and literal, I’ve blindly felt my way through all of these complicated things that I was in no way prepared for. I can say with relief that ultimately I made it out in one piece, but in no way am I the same as that bright-eyed 14-year old who first marched in the doors of that decripit urban school I would come to know as my own.

I’ve learned a lot, more than I would have liked to about some things, but none of it was taught in class. All the same, I owe a lot to that place; Without the bitterness that counterbalances my timid optimism, there’s no way that I would have ever found myself in the bittersweet state of mind.

On that note, with such a bitter taste left in my mouth after recounting all those horrific highschool blunders that I hope to bury in the farthest corners of my brain, the only thing that I could find as an appropriate way to commemorate the end of this era would be to bake.

And what could be more appropriate than a rocky road bar? Lumpy, bumpy, and not exactly a beautifully sculpted dessert, this is one where you can rest assured that it will taste far better than it looks. Including just a little bit of everything and even some rather unexpected ingredients, the mixture of flavors and textures is surprising at first but completely enjoyable. Somehow it all manages to work together without creating a harmony that sounds like our highschool band [aka, banging two trashcans together repeatedly] and makes any rocky road seem like a worthwhile path to venture down.

I know that although I may have made it through the mire and muck of compulsory education, I still have a long, rocky road ahead of me… But if it’s anything like this bar, then I think that life will be a whole lot less bitter, and a lot sweeter instead.

Rocky Road Bars

Base:
1/2 Cup Margarine
1/3 Cup Brown Sugar
1 Cup AP Flour
3/4 Cup Rolled Oats
1/2 Teaspoon Baking Soda
1/4 Teaspoon Salt
1/4 Cup Mixed Nuts, Chopped

Topping:
1/2 Cup Vegan Caramel Sauce

1/2 Cup Mixed Nuts
1 1/2 Cups of Vegan Marshmallows, Store Bought, Cut into pieces
4 Ounces Dark Chocolate, Chopped into Chunks

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and lightly grease an 8-inch square pan.

In a stand mixer, beat the margarine until softened and then cream in the sugar. Add the flour, oats, baking soda, salt and chopped nuts, stirring to combine. Once all of the ingredienlts are evenly dispersed and you achieve a crumbly mixture, remove 1/2 cup and set aside. Dump the remainder into your prepared pan and press it in with your fingers so that it fully covers the bottom in a level layer. Bake for 15 – 20 minutes until lightly browned around the edges.

Meanwhile, combine the crumb mixture that you saved with the whole mixed nuts, marshmallows, and chocolate. Have this ready when the pan comes out of the oven.

Once baked, pour the caramel over the warm bars and spread to cover. If your topping is a bit too firm to spread, microwave it for a few seconds before pouring it on. Sprinkle the mixture of sweet morsels over the top and disperse evenly, pressing them in very lightly. Bake for another 15 – 20 minutes, until the marshmallows are puffy and nicely browned. Let cool to room temperature, and chill in the refrigerator for at least 30 minutes before cutting or you will end up with one sticky [albeit delicious] mess!

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Author: Hannah (BitterSweet)

Author of My Sweet Vegan, Vegan Desserts, Vegan a la Mode, and Easy as Vegan Pie.

13 thoughts on “My Own Rocky Road

  1. CONGRATULATIONS Hannah! Hope you someday look back at your high school years fondly.

    By the way, I am TOTALLY going to make those rocky road bars……yum yum yum!

    Casey

  2. very creative looking!

  3. you are killing me! but in a good way. :)

  4. wow these look delicious. love the photos. perfect lighting.

  5. mmmmmm Rocky Road……
    Congratulations on making it this far. Somehow, I think you might have faired better than some, reading the entries here. But you’re right. We all rush headlong into High School thinking it can’t be that bad and leave it saying ‘what were we thinking?!?!’. It’s very much a learning experience and events will pop up to remind you of your own idiocy or brilliance at the strangest of times. Enjoy!
    Keep that bittersweet attitude and you’ll survive the rest of the rocky road ahead.

  6. CONGRATULATIONS !

    great recipe, thanks!

  7. Congratulations on graduating! That’s great. High school is pretty harrowing in the end… but I’ve gotta hand it to you. From reading your blog for a while now, I can see that you are a very creative, loving, funny, and super-smart person! So, if you can make it through high school with all those parts of yourself intact, you’ve done quite well. Congrats again!

  8. Congratulations on graduating! Another milestone achieved. And thank you for being considerate enough to share your creativity with all of us. Especially the yummy recipes. Sorry, that last was just my ever-expanding stomach talking. ;)

  9. congratulations on your graduation and i hope that college will have only pleasant surprises for you! : )

  10. congratulations on graduating hannah! i wish you all the best of luck in the future. you have so many talents that will make you so successful.

  11. Hey! Haven’t tried this yet but your post about high school is scaring me… I’m just beginning “real school” – middle school and up (i’m in a 7th-12th grade school) – and immense changes have already started, with lots more comeing my way. good luck on all ur bakeing! looks great!

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