Death By Chocolate

Cupcakes, they’re the “trendy” dessert food of the moment, found in so many various forms and flavors that it was only a matter of time before vegan cupcakes became avaliable on the commercial market. Now I’ll admit, these aren’t just standard brand-name products that can be found anywhere so it’s not quite the same, but they’re still vegan baked goods that aren’t found in one specific bakery and require no baking on your part. Thus, it seemed worth investigation.

Originating from Whole Foods and sold in packs of six, these double chocolate cupcakes were a rather surprising find. Of course they would be more aware of veganism / vegetarianism, serving a more health-conscious and specialized market, but I would have assumed that these would still contain eggs or what have you. For the sake of all you lovely readers, I tried not to let my preference for non-chocolate items get in the way of the product review. Chocolate is not what I would generally reach for, but I wanted to give them an honest try, so I hope that my bias did not affect the overall impression too much.

My first thought was that the frosting is very cute swirled so professionally on the crown of the cupcake. It looked just like any other standard cupcake, so after a few minutes of hesitation, I dug in.

The frosting tasted just like pure chocolate. In its solid state, it was a bit harder than I had been expecting, so I opted it nuke it in the microwave for 20 seconds, and it oozed all down the sides, dripping like I had just melted a full chocolate bar across the top. I was relieved that it really wasn’t sweet, just intensely cocoa; a very decadent, adult flavor.

Moving downwards to the cake, I noticed immediately what a fine, soft crumb it had concealed on the inside. Very moist and again, chocolatey without being sugary, I was actually quite impressed with caliber of this cupcake. I’m sure you all know how difficult vegan baking can be – Cakes that are dense, but much more fudge-y than would be desired or even raw at the center. Whole Foods has really put some serious work into this one. An easily accessible, very decadent treat that will not disappoint any chocoholics. Talk about instant gratification.

If you have any skeptical omnivorous friends, one bite of this cupcake will dissolve every last doubt in an instant. Definitely not for the chocolate-shy though… I’m not so sure this is one I would buy again for myself, although I can assure you that it’s only due to my personally preference, which tends to be at odds with about 95% of the general population on the subject of chocolate.

This is one tasty way to spoil yourself after a difficult day, without the usual time necessary for baking.

Minature Dogs

The opinion about smaller dogs seems to be clearly divided into two groups of thought; Either people find thing adorable and treat them like tiny little dolls [Which is about where I fall on the scale], or people hate them, spewing those careless, off-hand comments about how one irritated masochist or something just wants to kick little yappy dogs. I’m sure you’ve all heard this statement thrown around atleast once before. What would ever make people feel like this? To start with, anyone who feels so much animosity towards the smallest of all canines have some truly damaged psyche. But really, I can’t get enough of dogs that fit into the palm of your hand, or are small enough to be classified as “teacup” anything.

Going beyond teacup, I think I can do you one better. Maybe it should be call a “shot-glass” breed? “Espresso cup”? This is starting to sound stupid, but I’m pretty sure my version is a good deal smaller than a teacup breed.

Friendly and excitable as anything, my new companion could be one of the smallest dog I ever encounter. He’s less than 3 inches tall, but my, does he have a big personality! Curious like a cat, he finds a way to get into everything. I turn my back for one minute to grab my camera, and I find him peeking out of the garbage bin with a guilty look on his face. With those sad puppy eyes though, I think he could talk his way out of any situation. How could you ever punish something so cute! It’s just his inquizitive nature, I’m sure he didn’t mean to spill trash all over the floor, pee on the carpets, eat my sock…

Okay, I can understand how a creature of such high energy could wear on some people. It takes patience and dedication to keep them happy, and above all else, prevent them from destroying every fragile item in the house.

He can certainly be a troublemaker, a downright demon! But even after all his acts of indesgression, all he really wants at the end of the day is a hug.

How could you stay mad at that?

Waste Not Want Not

Little scraps of yarn sure are great, huh? Those small bits left over from old projects, too small to really make anything else out of, but still too long to justify throwing them out? Like any other person interested in the yarn arts, I happen to own more of these than full skeins of yarn. They always make me feel guilty buying more and more yarn, when there are these perfectly good remainders just waiting for their time in the sun. They missed out on being a part of the original project; Don’t they deserve a second chance?

Every last 1/8 of a skein, couple of leftover yards… Drives me crazy. How I crave to put them to use and end the guilt. But there’s never enough for anyone one project! There is always the option of making a crazily striped hat or scarf with an assemblage of those lonely leftovers… But I’m really not a fan of how the end product looks.

Finding the pattern Perdita on Knitty was my saving grace for dealing with atleast one mostly used skein. I don’t generally wear very much jewelry, but it looked like the perfect little memento to cheer up a friend. The particularly nice thing about finishing up scraps of yarn is that the projects generally don’t take very long, so I was finished by the afternoon.

I chose to execute the Lily of the Valley variation, but I couldn’t find any adequate beads that would fit onto the strand of yarn so I decided to cut them out altogether. While it did take down the complexity and interest a bit, I think it knit up in a very pleasing pattern. Oh, and do me a favor and don’t look too closely at the buttons – Try as I might, I just couldn’t scrap together any two that matched, so I setted on the closest pair I could find.

It was made with Caron’s Simply Soft Tweed in violet, and I’m guessing that with if I had started with a full skein, I could have probably made four or five cuffs out of it. For the more accurate color, refer to the second picture which was taken in better light. I usually don’t like using Caron, but I guess this is a new type (Based on the “New!” markings next to it on the website.) Very affordable at $3.00 per skein, 100% acrylic… I’m so relieved I was able to make use of every last yard!

A Slice of Summer

It’s becoming harder and harder to escape the facts at this point: These summer days are fading fast, being swept away by the cool winds of autumn. While I know that this is a disappointment to many beach-going, sun-loving people, I think that a lot of the joy of summer comes from the mindset it accomanies. Those endless days of vacation, freedom, the lack of stress or demanding work… Perhaps this feeling doesn’t have to dissolve as the calander pages continue to drop. That’s where my latest project comes in; to remind myself and others that autumn and winter don’t have to be gloomy and gray – Just add a splash of summer colors!

So before this season is too far gone to recover, I decided to make one last stab at something bright, cheerful, and summery. The design is much louder than your usual pot holder, which is why I think it would be best to bring out in those bright, sunny days, it could by all means be used at any time.

I’m not really sure what prompted me to creat pot holders that look like orange slices, but it most likely had a lot to do with all that left over orange and white yarn I still had [Be sure to use cotton so it doesn’t burn!] The pattern is extremely simple, so the real fun comes with the added detail after you finish the basic shape. Colder weather may be on its way, but adding a little bit of warmth to your kitchen is no problem with this citrus-y addition.

Using an F hook and orange yarn,

Sc 6 into a circle

2 sc into each stitch (12)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 1 (18)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 2 (24)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 3 (30)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 4 (36)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 5 (42)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 6 (48)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 7 (54)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 8 (60)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 9 (66)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 10 (72)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 11 (78)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 12 (84)

2 sc into 1 st, sc 13 (90)

Switch to white: 2 sc into 1 st, sc 14 (96)
Ch 10 (or however many you want for the length of the hanging-loop) and sl st into the first stitch.

Crochet in straight lines across the whole length of the circle, dividing it into 6 slices.

Embroider seeds near the center.

For added insulation, cut out matching circles of ironing board fabric and sew to the back side of the pot holder. If you would rather just have them as decorative pieces, feel free to leave this step out.

If only I had thought of this fun project earlier into the summer…! But now maybe the season can last just a little bit longer, atleast in spirit.

Chibi Critters

Pushing my dinky plastic sewing machine to actually do some work for the first time in its very short life time, I managed to churn out two little creatures with help of the free pattern provided by My Little Mochi. I really love this blog, as the author makes and posts some of the cutest softies I have ever laid eyes on. As soon as I spotted this pattern, I ferreted it away for the perfect space of free time in which to try my hand.

The pattern itself was positively adorable; I think it’s my rendition that falls a bit short, as my supply of fabric is rather limited still. The trouble lay mainly in the fact that I had no solid colors, although you may even recognize the prints from not so long ago…

I will admit, I got pretty lazy as I came closer to finishing each. My embroidery skills leave quite a bit to be desired, so I decided to just screw it and use felt for the noses instead. Oh, and I’m somewhat embarrassed to say but, those mouths? …Sharpie markers are my friend.

The kitty right here is probably my favorite of the two – That sweet little smirk is irresistable. The patterns of the fabric also seemed okay together, whereas for the bunny…

…Looks like a cow in denial. If only I had a solid white, I’m sure it wouldn’t have ended up quite so awkward looking. Still, the left eye (That I carefully positioned away from the camera for this shot) pops out a little bit so regardless of the print… Maybe I should call it a brain damaged bunny, because I could say it looks pretty good in that case?

If I even get new fabric scraps, I would be happy to give these softies another shot because even in these less-than-perfect chibis, I can see there is some definite potential for an unbearably cute new friend. Still, I won’t love these guys any less just because they weren’t quite what I had imagined. It’s my fault anyways for choosing that obnoxious fabric again and using it where it really didn’t belong.

Tofutti Strikes Back!

Yes, I just couldn’t keep away from Tofutti after I’d been so impressed with the goods that I previously sampled. This time though, I decided to go with a product from one of their more savory lines of food: Tofutti Cream Cheese, to be precise.

Now that I look at the jar, I think it might be from their special “Non Hydrogenated” category, seeing as he outer appearance doesn’t match with their typical label for Plain. A better blunder than one could hope, the non hydrogenated has a number of addition health benefits, utilizing all organic sugar and no preservatives. What’s not to like there?

At first look, Tofutti Cream Cheese appears to be an exact match with tradition cream cheese; A soft white sort of paste in a traditional “easy access” tub. Smoothing it across the top of a whole wheat english muffin, it even spread as nicely as the real thing. Spreading is a huge point of importance to me – I remember buying some odd vegan replacement cream cheese or sour cream, I don’t remember, and it had about the same consistency as plastic. I’m pretty sure it ended up as a special treat for my dog, because no one else was brave enough to try it.

While it seems that 90% of all vegan “cheeses” and such leave quite a bit to be desired, Tofutti comes pretty damn close in my opinion. No, they don’t hit the nail exactly on the head, and I would bet that anyone, vegan or non, would be able to tell the difference. That aside, I honestly like this new version a whole lot better! Maybe from being vegan for so long now, I’ve really grown a taste for things that taste more like soy.

A first bite yeilds a smooth, creamy texture across the tongue, and a pleasant sort of sour tang, such as one might find in many soy yogurts. There is a definite after taste of soybeans, but I found it really enjoyable. I actually thought that very first taste was a bit odd and I wasn’t even sure if I liked it, but after a few separate breakfast tastings, it really grew on me.

I will say it’s probably not for everybody, and non-vegans may be disappointed, but you’ve just got to give it a fair chance. Personally, I’m very pleased to have finally tried it and plan on incorporating it into many meals in the future. As with anything by Tofutti, it also comes in many varieties, all of which are vegan except for the Smoked Salmon (Obviously.)

So go out and conquere my veggie brethren – Vegan cheeses (Or atleast Tofutii Cream Cheese) can be tasty!