Edible Animals (That are Still Vegan!)

As any vegan can tell you, there will be people out there who are just out to press buttons and ask antagonistic questions about your choices. From the standard, forgivable “where do you get your protein?” to the completely inane “what would you do if you were stranded on an island with only animals to eat?”- Proving that really, there are stupid questions, no matter what some encouraging teachers may say. One particular query that I recall came while standing by the vending machines in school one day with friends, examining the limited options. “Hey, what about animal crackers? Are those vegan?”, some wiseguy taunted, thinking he was being so clever. “Nope, not vegan- But only because they have whey in them!” I quickly responded.

While it may still be a bit weird to consider eating food shaped like animals, even if it contains no actual animals, there is something about these cute crackers that is just irresistible. Luckily, it’s not at all hard to create these cute cookies at home, and without all of the questionable ingredients too. You can even take a few liberties with flavors and get creative! These zoo creatures above may look just like the classic, but there is a secret that will only reveal itself once it hits the palate…

Curry! That’s right, a pinch of curry powder adds not only a rich yellow color, but a nice warm, slightly spicy flavor. Definitely a more grown up version of the original, these animals are some of the few that are actually fit for consumption.

Yield: 3 - 4 Dozen Cookies

Animal Crackers with a Kick

Animal Crackers with a Kick

A pinch of curry powder adds not only a rich yellow color, but a nice warm, slightly spicy flavor. Definitely a more grown up version of the original, these animals are some of the few that are actually fit for consumption.

Prep Time 20 minutes
Cook Time 10 minutes
Additional Time 2 hours 15 minutes
Total Time 2 hours 45 minutes

Ingredients

  • 1 Tablespoon Chia Seeds
  • 1/4 Cup Water
  • 3/4 Cup Vegan Butter
  • 1 Cup Granulated Sugar
  • 2 1/2 Cups All-Purpose Flour
  • 1 Teaspoon Baking Powder
  • 1/2 Teaspoon Salt
  • 2 Teaspoons Mellow Curry Powder
  • 1/2 Teaspoon Mustard Powder
  • 1/8 Teaspoon Turmeric
  • 2 Teaspoons Vanilla Extract

Instructions

  1. Begin by grinding the chia seeds into a fine meal using a coffee or spice grinder, and then add the water, pulsing to combine. Let sit for 5 minutes for the liquid to absorb.
  2. Meanwhile, cream together the butter and sugar in your stand mixer until smooth and homogeneous. In a separate bowl, sift the flour, baking powder, salt, curry powder, mustard powder, and turmeric. Whisk briefly to combine. Add half of the dry ingredients into the mixer, and mix until smooth.
  3. Next, incorporate the chia mixture, and the second half of the dry goods. Add in the vanilla, and allow the mixer to continue working until the dough comes together. It may seem very dry, but just be patient and resist the urge to add more liquid.
  4. Once you get a smooth dough, divide it into two pieces and wrap each up in plastic. Refrigerate for at least 2 hours before proceeding.
  5. When the dough is thoroughly chilled, preheat your oven to 350 degrees and line two baking sheets with silicone baking mats or parchment paper.
  6. Take one ball of dough and roll it out very thinly, to about 1/8th of an inch in thickness. Lightly flour the surface and rolling pin if necessary to prevent sticking. Use the cutest animal cookie cutters you can find and cut out your shapes, transferring them to the silpat or parchment paper.
  7. Quickly slip the sheets of unbaked cookies into the freezer for 15 minutes before moving them into the oven. This will help to prevent the shapes from distorting or spreading. Bake for 9 – 15 minutes, taking into a account how small or thin the animal shapes are and keeping an eye on the cookies so that they don’t burn.
  8. Let the cookies cool on a rack before storing in an air-tight container.

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Nutrition Information:

Yield:

48

Serving Size:

1

Amount Per Serving: Calories: 67Total Fat: 3gSaturated Fat: 2gTrans Fat: 0gUnsaturated Fat: 1gCholesterol: 8mgSodium: 55mgCarbohydrates: 9gFiber: 0gSugar: 4gProtein: 1g

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Have Your Cake, and Defrost It Too!

Although vastly improved compared to a mere 5 years ago, the state of commercial vegan baked goods is still rather dismal. Unless you’re lucky enough to live near a wonderful bakery that takes enough time to think about cruelty-free sweets, the only real option is to bake for yourself. Of course I have no problem with that at all, and in fact love the challenge that this sometimes presents. For the average Joe stranded in a less veg-friendly town, however, it’s no surprise that even the most simple cakes are pretty much completely out of reach. Lacking the time or patience to fire up the oven and whip up some batter, I can easily understand how difficult it may be when a cake craving suddenly strikes. Up until recently, there was absolutely no where for a non-baking vegan with a sweet tooth to turn…

But Amy’s, makers of delicious and wholesome vegan meals, is here to change all that. Many a time have their fantastic frozen samosas and tamale pies saved me from a dismal dinner, so when I heard that they were developing a line of frozen cakes, I could hardly wait to see how these new creations would compare.

Freeing the Orange Cake from its box, I was immediately smitten. Lovingly nestled in a beautiful cardboard loaf pan, embellished with little gold flowers, this looked like something taken straight from a bakery or given as a thoughtful gift. I wouldn’t be at all ashamed to put it straight on the table, just as is.

A bit on the short side, this cake was clearly meant to be sliced thick to compensate for the lack of height. No problem by me- Each forkful had a nice heft to it, and made me feel as though I was getting more cake in each bite. Soft and tender, with an absolutely gorgeous, even crumb, it was hard to believe that this texture came from something that was recently frozen solid as a brick. Whereas the freeze/thaw process is often harmful to just about every food I can think of, this cake was miraculously unaffected.

Very delicately citrus in flavor, it had just enough orange to keep you going back for one more taste. Definitely more exciting than a plain old vanilla pound cake, but still a simple flavor overall, I can easily see this being a hit in just about any home. Tasty enough that it could be served as is, but also so versatile that just about any fruit, ice cream, or sweet topping could go nicely with it, this is one impressive yet unfussy dessert.

But what about all of you chocoholics out there? Surely you know what it’s like to crave chocolate in the middle of the night, and absolutely nothing else with suffice. Well don’t you worry, the Chocolate Cake was practically made with you in mind. Dark in color and intense in flavor, it manages to be both rich but not too heavy. Subtly sweetened, with a full-bodied, well-rounded chocolate flavor, it’s a very sophisticated take on a classic that adults will appreciate and I’m sure the kids would still enjoy.

Both flavors make for a wonderful treat to have on hand, especially when there’s just no time to bake. I just hope they don’t spoil me too much, because it will certainly be tempting to just pick up one of these frozen delights instead of turning on that hot oven in the summer!

[Written for Go Dairy Free]

Sweet Easter Sunday

Ranking just below Halloween, Easter is one of the most lucrative times for candy makers and sellers, beating out the sales from both Christmas and Valentine’s Day combined.  On top of that well-known fact, it’s also been proven that in times of economic hardships, just about the only thing that is truly recession-proof is candy, so you can image how much of the sweet, sugary stuff is flying off the shelves right now.

Surrounded by such temptation at every turn, it’s hard not to indulge just a little bit… And the risk of overdoing that little sugar fix is so great, even the Easter bunny himself would struggle to maintain moderation.

Just try not to get sick to your stomach today! Mr. Bunny here is looking rather green now, after pounding down piles of chocolates and marshmallows, and may very well need the next couple of months to sleep off the impending sugar coma. No wonder Easter only comes around once a year!

Beyond Expectations

Passover is in full swing now, here to torture those observing for a full week.  Seder plates have been washed clean and the “festive meal” consumed, but the real observance has just begun.  Like I said earlier, I don’t keep kosher, and I had hoped to just suggest a few sweet recipes appropriate for the holiday, maybe give a few pointers to those confused about chametz, and then wash my hands clean of this whole thing.  Yep, that was the plan… But here you sweet people have guilted me into thinking about this more, and ultimately working to create something else to share for this time of year.

Really, it’s the challenge of meeting such strict dietary guidelines that gets me. Taking the opportunity to create something else to add to me repertoire of gluten-free recipes, it seemed only appropriate to go for a staple sweet, something that I know I would miss dearly if abstaining from wheat for any reason.

Brownies. Yes, plain, classic, standard brownies. But much to my surprise and delight, these chocolate morsels turned out even better than I could have expected; Quite possibly even better than my original recipe for gluten-ful brownies, too! Dense but not heavy, full-bodied and intensely chocolatey, these straddle that fine line between cakey and fudgey, these simple bars possess what I consider the ideal texture for this crowd-pleasing baked good.

No compromises here! In fact, forget about Passover, because this is one recipe you’ll want to whip out all year round!

Gluten-Free / Passover-Friendly Brownies

2/3 Cup Dutch-Processed Cocoa Powder
1/3 Cup Potato Starch
1/4 Cup Sweet White Rice Flour
1/2 Teaspoon Salt
1 Cup Granulated Sugar
1/2 Cup Margarine
1/2 Cup Pumpkin Puree
1/2 Teaspoon Vanilla Extract
1/2 Cup Walnuts, Chopped

Preheat your oven to 350 degrees, and lightly grease an 8-inch square baking pan.

In a large bowl, whisk together the cocoa powder, potato starch, rice flour, salt, and sugar. Melt the margarine and stir in the pumpkin puree and vanilla until smooth. Pour the wet ingredients into the dry, and stir well. No need to worry about over-mixing here, as there’s no gluten to make the brownies tough, so just make sure to get all of the lumps out. Add in the walnuts, and mix to evenly distribute them throughout the batter.

Smooth the batter into your prepared pan, and bake for approximately 20 – 24 minutes. The top should no longer look “wet,” and a toothpick should come out mostly clean, with a few moist crumbs clinging to it. Let the brownies cool completely in the pan before cutting.

Haste Leads to Waste… And Pain

Baking and cooking can be many things to many people; A way to relieve stress, get out aggressions, or soothe sadness. The simple act of slowing down and creating something from scratch with your own two hands can just be such a catharsis in this busy, maddening world. It isn’t, however, something to plow through, rushed and uninterested in the process itself, eyes only focused on the end result. Baking is less about the cakes and the cookies that come out of the oven, but more about the sifting of the flour, careful measuring, and skillful work with the knife. Or in my case, disastrously clumsy and painful use of the knife.

Waking up late and hastily throwing together the base for my Passover dessert to be served at seder later that night, everything was going as planned… Until I pulled out those fateful oranges. Without thinking, I began hacking away, paring off strips of zest when the blade slipped and… Well, I think you can guess what it began paring after that. This was quite possibly the worst injury I’ve sustained in the kitchen yet, and yes, it was all from a careless mistake.

Things kept going downhill from there- The crust for my tartlettes fell apart in the oven, and my iSi cream whipper refused to work in more than spurts and splats, making for a rather Picasso sort of presentation. Taking a deep breath, slowing down a bit, and thinking things through more was the only way out of this mess.

The orange curd meant to fill my tartlettes went into the bottom of some clear glasses instead, to be topped with chopped strawberries and strawberry mousse. Much simpler than my original plans, but working with only one hand definitely limited my options this time around. At least there will still be a dessert to serve tonight… And I don’t think I need stitches, I consoled myself at the time.

Thank goodness those verrines were so well received after all of that drama! It’s one thing to be able to think on your feet, but another to think ahead enough so that you don’t need to. Just in case you’re thinking about speeding through your next culinary endeavor, consider how much less time and pain it may take if you go about it mindfully in the first place.

Bunny Love

Easter means two things to me: Cute, fluffy bunnies, and candy.  Since I would hate to pass up the opportunity to celebrate pretty much any holiday, despite my pitiful lack of knowledge about it, I set about making the most festive sweet treat I could muster.

Thank goodness I still had a marshmallow kit from Angel Food, which had admittedly expired six months ago, but still worked just as promised.  Thick, billowing clouds of marshmallow-y goodness were soon whipping around the beater of my mixer, dyed a pastel pink thanks to the pomegranate juice I substituted for water.  Peeps are pretty much the epitome of Easter to me, but it would be a stretch to try piping out those iconic shapes, so instead the mallow was set in a baking dish, to be cut out later into appropriate shapes.

Lightly dusting the counter, knife, cookie cutter, and entire kitchen with powdered sugar, tiny pink bunnies were soon taking shape.

Carefully poking those microscopic ears and tails out of the metal form, it seemed like a task that would last me all day. Little did I know that like the real thing, this rabbits can really multiply in no time…!