Hungry for the Holidays

As much as I want to tell myself that Thanksgiving is still months away, and I still become alarmed when the subject of Christmas comes up, the truth is that I’ve actually had a head start on the holidays. In fact, all things considered, I’ve already eaten more than one Thanksgiving dinner! No, it wasn’t because I celebrated Canadian Thanksgiving, but because I was tasked with the weighty duty of preparing and photographing a number of dishes for the VegNews Holiday E-Cookbook. Come mid October, I had quite the harvest feast on my hands; all vegan, all incredibly delicious, and all to myself. Open up this handy guide to holiday cooking and you can expect to find mains, desserts, and everything in between, such as…

Pumpkin Seed Battered “Chicken” with Cranberry Cabernet Sauce

Seitan Roulade with Oyster Mushroom Stuffing

Dark Forest Trifle with Coconut Custard

Plus many more, of course.  Additionally, you can find my White Gingerbread recipe in the dessert section as well, in case you missed it two years ago! Just having that lovely loaf baking away in the oven, filling your whole house with the scent of sweet spices, is sure to get you in a festive mood.

So, do you have the menu for your grand vegan thanksgiving banquet planned out yet?

Not Just For Girls

Despite the limited audience that the title might imply, The Vegan Girl’s Guide to Life is a book for all genders, ages, and walks of life.  Though the self-help section of the bookstore isn’t somewhere I would start looking for delicious, tried-and-true recipes, crafts, or inspirational profiles on kick-ass, successful vegan women, that’s exactly the category Melisser Elliott‘s debut work of writing is filed under.  Far more than just another cookbook, the pages of this slim text are positively crammed with DIY projects for those with crafty inclinations, help on selecting cosmetics free of animal products, and general advice on living vegan, presented in an exciting and approachable way. Melisser has a fresh, fun style all her own, so you can bet this won’t be a dry, monotonous read. Heck, she could make a computer manual sound like fun!

Melisser has been a dear blog buddy and long-distance confidante for years now, so of course, my opinion is highly biased. However, I know a good vegan quiche when I taste one, and Melisser’s definitely ranks up on the very top of my list. Those leftover slices were so tempting, the wait I would have had to endure while reheating them in the toaster oven was entirely unbearable; Sneaking downstairs in the middle of the night for a little late nibble, I ended up skarfing down almost the whole thing cold.

Naturally, I skim straight to the recipes first, and there are quite a few keepers to bookmark. Happily, I had the incredible fortune to photograph a few select entries, so I feel confident that I sampled a good cross section of the overall offerings found in The Vegan Girl’s Guide to Life.

Flip over to the dessert section, and you’ll find a sweet recipe from me! Simple but unique cupcakes, again pushing the limits of natural coloring with Purple Cow Cupcakes. …Hate to tease, but you just have to check out the book to see what they’re all about.

For those with a sweet tooth and a penchant for brunch, the Banana Bread French Toast is another must-make. Combining the best of tender banana bread and custard-like yet crispy french toast, it’s the kind of meal that you dream about waking up to.

And those craving heartier fair will not be disappointed, because there are plenty of meaty, spicy, and salty offerings to go around! In particular, the Jackfruit Carnitas could woo the most staunch carnivore- Even the texture is eerily “realistic.”

Graciously, Skyhorse Publishing has offered an additional book for one of you to ogle and enjoy! If you’d like to win a free copy of The Vegan Girl’s Guide to Life, please leave me only one comment on this post with your name and a correct email address, answering the following question: What piece of advice (or vital recipe, tip, or trick) would you give to a new vegan?  [Open to those with mailing addresses within the continental US only; Sorry!]

The contest will close at midnight on November 8th, and the winner will be announced shortly thereafter. Win or lose, you’ve got to check Melisser’s listing of tour dates, because you may be able to meet the brains behind the whole operation and even snag yourself a signed book!

Figs for Fall

Frozen, staring blankly in stunned silence, I am the quintessential deer in headlights, with an 18-wheeler coming straight my way.  All I did was flip the calender page this morning, as one is typically inclined to do at the end of a month, I might add, and suddenly there weren’t nearly enough pages left.  November, a tricky month indeed, means the holidays are here.  No more avoiding them, turning your head from the early displays of lights and tinsel at the mall, pretending they don’t exist.  November means both intense business and a time of celebration for me, mixed well with a generous pinch of stress.  In typical fashion, fumbling through the morning and daily routine, I pushed it to the corner of my mind… And nearly choked on my coffee when every email in my inbox was splattered with festive graphics and messages.  What a cruel  wake up call.

But honestly, it’s still early, right?  We can all save the panic over Thanksgiving menus and Christmas gifts for another day; I don’t know about you, but I’m just not ready.  I’m still adjusting to the whole idea of leaving summer behind, for starters!  But I have found a few things to help soften the blow, and truth be told, almost all of them are seasonal fruits and vegetables.

Not exactly shocked? I don’t blame you, it seems like even the most unspirited scrooges can still get into the spirit of enjoying sweet little treasures like perfectly ripe figs. Though they’re not my most favorite fruit, they’re a quintessential part of the fall transition, just like Aunt Mary’s leaden fruitcake must make an appearance before the holidays are officially set in motion. Okay, maybe that’s an unfair comparison, but figs aren’t something I would simply munch on unadorned. Thus, dressing them up in the simplest of clothing, a quick trip through the oven with a sprinkling of sugar does wonders for both texture and flavor. Park a few on top of warm, soft rice pudding, slowly cooked over the course of a lazy hour or two, and you have something to look forward to come November.

No real recipe is required here; just gather up a bunch of fresh figs, slice them in half, and toss them with a tablespoon or two of olive oil. Arrange them with the cut sides up on a baking sheet, and sprinkle the tops evenly with a thin coat of granulated sugar. Bake in a 400 degree preheated oven for 15 – 25 minutes, until the sugar is caramelized and the figs are fork-tender. Let cool for a few minutes before topping off your favorite rice pudding with a couple halves, plus some toasted and chopped hazelnuts for crunch, if desired. If you don’t already have a favorite rice pudding, start looking here. I think the internet already has far too many standard vegan rice puddings weighing it down, so there’s no need to add mine to the fray.

The Great Pumpkin Cake

In a pumpkin patch most sincere, on Halloween night, there was more to see than just the usual vines and gourds, slumbering under the cover of darkness. Rising from the earth like a giant glowing orb, brighter and larger than a full moon, it was none other than the Great Pumpkin, here to reward all the good little children at long last!

However, I have a feeling that this may have been a different Great Pumpkin than the original orange squash, because his reward was not in the form of toys or trinkets as fabled, but in the form of cake.

Yes, the Great Pumpkin is in fact made of cake… And practically effortless to assemble, too. Little more than chocolate chip pumpkin cake baked in an oven-safe metal bowl (greased well!) and slathered with pumpkin frosting, it’s easy enough to throw together for any last-minute Halloween event. Just bear in mind that the cake will rise when filling your bowl with batter, so fill it about 1/2 way full to prevent spill-over, and it wouldn’t hurt to park a baking sheet beneath it just in case. While baking the cake, just be sure to keep a close eye on the oven, since it will take much longer to bake in such an unusual and relatively dense form. Times will vary depending on the size of your bowl.

Applying the frosting is a very fast process, since you don’t actually want the coating to be entirely smooth. Leave vertical lines to mimic the striations of a real pumpkin, and you’ll save yourself a headache and create a more “realistic” Great Pumpkin. For the features, simply roll out a small portion of modeling chocolate very thin, and use a knife to carve out the eyes and mouth you want. Roll out a small log for the stem, and taper it out at the top, curving it slightly just so it doesn’t stick straight up. Gently press the chocolate eyes, mouth, and stem into the frosted cake as desired. Voila! Now the Great Pumpkin isn’t such an elusive character after all.

As for that glowing orange frosting, you could use any flavor you desire and color it accordingly with a drop of beet juice and a pinch of turmeric, but wanting to match the theme more closely, I went with an all-pumpkin frosting instead.

Pumpkin Frosting

Pumpkin Frosting

This creamy pumpkin frosting is rich, smooth, and perfectly sweet with a hint of butterscotch, perfect for any festive fall treat!

Prep Time 10 minutes
Total Time 10 minutes

Ingredients

  • 3/4 Cup Vegan Butter
  • 1 Cup Pumpkin Puree
  • 1/4 Teaspoon Ground Cinnamon
  • Pinch Nutmeg
  • Pinch Salt
  • 1 Package Vegan Butterscotch Pudding Mix
  • 3 1/2 Cups Confectioner’s Sugar
  • 1/4 – 3/4 Cup Soy or Coconut Milk Powder

Instructions

  1. Place the vegan butter in your stand mixer first, and beat briefly with the whisk attachment until creamy. Add in the pumpkin, and whip the two together until mostly smooth, pausing to scrape down the sides of the bowl to ensure that everything is becoming incorporated. Add in the spices, salt, pudding mix, sugar, and 1/4 cup of the “milk” powder. Start the mixer on the lowest speed to prevent the dry goods from flying out of the bowl, and once the sugar is mostly mixed in, turn up the speed to high.
  2. Continue to scrape down the sides of the bowl as needed, and whip the frosting for a solid 4 minutes. If it seems too loose and/or somewhat grainy/separated, add in another 1/4 cup of “milk” powder. Beat for another 3 minutes, assess the texture, and repeat if needed. Once smooth and stiff enough to spread, apply to your completely cooled cake as desired. Happy Halloween!

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Nutrition Information:

Yield:

24

Serving Size:

1

Amount Per Serving: Calories: 204Total Fat: 7gSaturated Fat: 4gUnsaturated Fat: 2gCholesterol: 18mgSodium: 54mgCarbohydrates: 37gFiber: 0gSugar: 37gProtein: 0g

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Purple Potato Eater

Bubbling cauldrons are no where to be seen, but there’s definitely something strange brewing in this busy little kitchen. Between standard ingredients that behave contrary to common knowledge, mysteriously disappearing treats, downright impossible recipes that actually work (and quite well, I might add!), it’s hard to deny the unlikely alchemy going on every day. It’s easy to ignore the small, everyday signs that the kitchen could perhaps be enchanted by an otherworldly force, but when I pulled this last batch of cupcakes, you would have to be blind to deny the witchcraft of this working space.

Blue cupcakes. Bright purple frosting. No food coloring, naturally, so even I could hardly believe what I had baked. Truly, what sort of malicious curse would turn innocent confections into visions of the dark arts?

Believe it or not, the powerful wizardry here comes from a very unlikely source; A potato. Though it looks just like any other tuber from the outside, slice open a beni-imo and the magic will become clear. Bright violet through and through, these humble spuds don’t lose their color once boiled or exposed to air, making them a prime coloring candidate. Better yet, their mild, sweet flavor is somewhat akin to a pumpkin or sweet potato, making it easy to substitute an equal amount of purple potato puree in your favorite pumpkin cake recipe for a frightening new hue.

However, even more unusual is that once baked, my beni-imo cupcakes turned not only blue, but strangely swirled with emerald green! This is some sort of witchcraft that’s beyond me, since the batter was thoroughly mixed before hitting the oven… My best guess is that it’s due to a reaction with the baking soda or powder, but further experimentation is clearly necessary. While the results may look quite creepy indeed, they’re far less scary than the average consumer cupcake pumped up with Red Dye #40 and Blue Lake #1- That’s for sure!

Instant Candy Gratification

Halloween is closing in, and fast.  For many people, this would mean a quick run to the store is in order, easily snatching up the last bag of snack pack candies and battening down the hatches in preparation for trick-or-treaters.  While there’s a decent selection of vegan handout options, these just won’t cut it for my own personal candy cravings.  That’s why I wrote a candy ebook, right?  Right!  But… When I can’t bear to wait another minute before tearing into something sweet, it takes a sneaky trick to placate my palate.  It’s stupidly simple, almost embarrassing to post about, and- Dare I say?- qualifies as “semi-homemade.”

Bleh, that should qualify as a swear word!  Okay, forget I said that.  But if you’re hankering for something sweet, chocolatey, and a bit crunchy without a moment to spare, don’t run to the candy aisle, but hit up the kosher section of the grocery store instead.

Once you’ve secured a package of kosher wafer cookies (try Gefen brand) that you can confirm are vegan, all you need is a bit of chocolate to seal the deal.  Any type you fancy will work, so get yourself enough to dip in, and melt it down until completely smooth.  Dress it up with flavored extracts (Mint-chocolate, anyone?  Almond?  Lemon?) or stick with the basics; with those classic flavors and a satisfyingly crisp bite, you simply can’t go wrong.  Shake off excess crumbs, and completely submerge each wafer cookie in the melted chocolate, tapping off the extra when you bring it up for air.  Place dipped cookies on a silpat or piece of parchment paper, and wait for the coating to set.  To expedite the process, go ahead and stash them in the fridge or freezer for just 15 – 20 minutes; Although I typically refrain from this practice, since it’s more likely to leave you with bloomed or streaky shells, these treats are more about quick and easy than fussy perfection.

Quick and easy enough to whip up on a whim, you could effortlessly make masses of these make-shift candy bars as Halloween party favors… If you can bring yourself to share, that is.