White Magic

March 14th is a day of many celebrations. Most often, I’ve taken the opportunity to revel in Pi Day, a time to break out the rolling pin and start throwing down dough. At the same time, it’s also White Day, the affectionate counterpoint to Valentine’s Day, where gifts of love are reciprocated. This year, I’m paying homage to both, all in one pie pan.

Pi Day, Meet White Day

What happens when you combine a nerdy fixation for irrational numbers with the romance of of a holiday all about returning affection? You get a creamy, sophisticated, melt-in-your-mouth dessert that I like to call White Velvet Pie. Blending together silky white chocolate, crisp white wine, and the satisfying cookie crunch of a graham cracker crust, it’s light yet luxurious, indulgent but never unctuous, and as smooth as the most poetic love note.

Originally inspired by the Bottle of Wine Chocolate Pie, I wondered what might happen if we shifted the color spectrum to lighter hues. I’d pick white wine over red everyday when it comes to drinking, and wouldn’t white chocolate better let those delicate nuances shine? Since those creamy cocoa butter chips are already so sweet, I was able to dial the added sugar way back. A touch of vanilla, almond, and lemon seals the deal, and yes, you can really taste the wine, so don’t cheap out on a bad bottle!

Why White Velvet Pie?

White Velvet may not be a “thing” like Red Velvet, but if it ends up going viral one day, you heard it here first. White Velvet Pie is made for the dreamers. It’s made for the moments when you want something a little bit refined without spending hours in the kitchen. It’s a celebration of all the things that make White Day so lovely: the art of giving back, the sweetness of love, and the subtle joy of sharing a simple pleasure. Vegan, of course, gluten-free with the right graham crackers, and no-bake, it’s a dessert for everyone—of drinking age.

For Pi Day enthusiasts, it’s a way to elevate the humble pie, creating a dessert that’s as elegant as it is delicious. If you’re going to bring something to the table, it might as well be something that plays on both the geometric and the romantic, doesn’t it? The ratio of white chocolate to wine is almost as perfect as Pi itself.

Slice or Spoon?

More than just a pretty face, White Velvet is smart and versatile. You may have some extra filling, or you my choose to forgo a crust entirely to create a soft custard or parfait. Served chilled, it’s a more decadent texture than the semi-frozen pie, which eats more like freshly scooped ice cream.

Garnish with a dollop of whipped coconut cream, fresh berries, and sprinkles for that extra sparkle, or nothing at all. Even naked, this simple dessert shines.

The Final Slice

White Velvet Pie is where elegance meets ease, a dessert that dances between the worlds of Pi Day and White Day with grace. It’s the kind of pie that feels special without requiring an entire afternoon in the kitchen. Whether you’re indulging solo, impressing friends, or wooing that special someone, this creamy, crisp creation is your ticket to a memorable March 14th.

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Pi Day, Gone to the Dogs

Pushed to the back of my recipe archives, this one has been a long time coming. Despite the fact that the results were well-received, immediately devoured with glee and appreciation, it didn’t seem worthy of sharing on this public platform. Why withhold this treat from others, designed for the four-legged friends among us, who truly don’t receive their fair share of culinary attention in the first place?

I was disappointed with the photos. Such a silly, shallow, and misconstrued excuse.

Now I treasure these images. There’s no “action shot” as I had envisioned, but who can argue with that trail of crumbs, the sign of a satisfied customer? That kind of approval is all I could ever hope for.

This post is dedicated to Isis.

Yield: Makes 12 Mini Pies

Carrot Custard Pup Pies

Carrot Custard Pup Pies

These little pies have gone to the dogs. Your pup will love such a special treat that humans can enjoy, too.

Prep Time 25 minutes
Cook Time 14 minutes
Total Time 39 minutes

Ingredients

No-Fuss Whole Wheat Crust:

  • 1 Cup Whole Wheat Pastry Flour
  • 2 Tablespoons Wheat Germ
  • 1/4 Cup Olive Oil
  • 1 Teaspoon Apple Cider Vinegar

Carrot Custard:

  • 1/2 Cup 100% Carrot Juice
  • 1/4 Cup Unsweetened Applesauce
  • 2 Tablespoons Unsweetened Non-Dairy Milk
  • 1 1/2 Tablespoons Powdered Kudzu Starch

Instructions

  1. Preheat your oven to 350 degrees and lightly grease a dozen mini muffin tins.
  2. Combine the flour and wheat germ in a medium bowl before slowly drizzling in both the oil and vinegar. Mix until the dough comes together without any pockets of dry ingredients remaining. Pinch off walnut-sized balls and press them into the bottom and up the sides of your prepared muffin tins. A wooden tart tamper could be especially helpful for this task, but lightly moistened fingers will certainly get the job done all the same.
  3. Bake the tiny crusts for 12 – 14 minutes, until dry and lightly golden brown all over. Let cool and begin to prepare the filling.
  4. Whisk together all of the components for the carrot custard in a medium saucepan over moderate heat. Stir vigorously to break up any lumps of starch. Continue to whisk every couple of minutes, until the mixture comes to a boil. Cook for about a minute longer, until fully thickened, and turn off the heat.
  5. Divide the filling equally between the baked mini crusts and let cool completely before moving them into the fridge to set. Store in an air-tight container in the fridge for up to two weeks.

Notes

Please note: As written, these pies are intended for canine consumption only, which means there is no sugar added and they are not actually sweet. If you’d like to share them with your furry friends, add 2 – 3 tablespoons of maple syrup, to taste, in the filling.

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Nutrition Information:

Yield:

12

Serving Size:

1

Amount Per Serving: Calories: 167Total Fat: 6gSaturated Fat: 1gTrans Fat: 0gUnsaturated Fat: 5gCholesterol: 4mgSodium: 33mgCarbohydrates: 24gFiber: 3gSugar: 2gProtein: 4g

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Pi by Day, Pie by Night

For once, Pi Day has lined up beautifully with my baking plans, and I’m not ill-prepared for the holiday like most years past. The trusty recipe index makes no secret of my baking habits, and it’s easy to see that pies are not exactly my go-to dessert. Suddenly though, my kitchen is positively teaming with pies of every color in the rainbow, stuffed into the fridge, freezer, and idling on any vacant counter space too. I can’t yet divulge the details about this influx of pies, but I am grateful that Pi Day allows a little sneak peek into this next project I’ve only just embarked on. Rest assured, there will be much, much more pie to come…

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