Tempeh has more in common with cheese than you may think. Moldy soybean cakes and buttery curds look nothing alike on the surface, granted, but look deeper. Fermented, full of good bacteria, they’re both naturally funky, umami, and sometimes pungent. For years, I had the hazy idea to make tempeh into cheese by blending it with cashews, though it turns out I was vastly overthinking things. Tempeh is already halfway to cheese-ification, straight out of the package.

Brine and Dine
Inspired by Vegan Scratch Kitchen, it turns out that the only thing separating tempeh from becoming a wedge of genuine cheese is a simple brine, as basic as if you were making refrigerator pickles. Mesmerized by the golden shreds raining down in the dappled sunlight of a cozy kitchen, I knew I had to try it… With modifications, of course.

The Secret Ingredient: Time
Though easy to a fault, it is time-consuming, only in the sense that you can’t plan on having cheese ready for your spaghetti dinner that same day. It’s all passive, waiting for the tempeh to soak, and then dry, requiring minimal effort at every step. For someone with low energy and a limited attention span, it’s a boon to realize your timer is going off and you’re already done.

Falling Short of Grate-ness
Admittedly, the one thing my tempeh cheese (AKA tempeh Parmesan, though not to be confused with the Italian dish typically involving eggplants or chicken) falls short on is its grate-ability. It just crumbles under pressure, which is honestly not a terrible thing. You can use the chunky crumbles in salad like little hunks of cheese, or pulse the whole thing in your food processor to make a fine powder like you’d find in the green cans. I came to prefer this approach, since you can add in extra nooch in this step and boost the cheesy flavor accordingly.

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