Drum Roll, Please

Evolved and intelligent as we may be, there’s something about the primal urge to gnaw into beastly drumsticks that’s irrepressible. At renaissance fairs and Disney parks alike, the oversized turkey legs parading through the crowds are as much an attraction as any games or rides. Is it really our primitive instincts to hunt and gather that draw us in, or the modern spectacle of it now? Certainly, it’s not the seasoning. Bland, dry to the bone, sinewy as a ball of string, these are not the drumsticks of the discerning eater.

THESE are. Entirely meatless, each hefty shank is a plant protein dynamo. Upcycled pineapple cores serve as the “bones,” creating the signature drumstick appearance while infusing their tropical, sweet flavor into every bite. Delicate sheets of yuba encase a blend of shredded Sugimoto Shiitake and jackfruit, bound together with seitan to create a texture you can really sink your teeth into. The tofu skin exterior even becomes crispy while cooking! Then, lacquered with a sticky, tangy, and savory pineapple teriyaki sauce, it takes on a glossy golden finish that would satisfy even the most primordial desires.

Meet Your New Meat

Developing the ideal vegan drumstick took more than the typical amount of trial and error. Instead of just one standard meat substitute, it took the combination of a few crafty swaps working in concert to create the full range of textures and umami flavors.

  • Koshin shiitake caps, broad, flat, and thin, are finely sliced to amplify the natural muscular appearance of shredded young jackfruit. Jackfruit alone can be rather flavorless, if not woody, which is why the meatiness of shiitake is so essential here.
  • It takes vital wheat gluten to act as the “glue” holding it all together. It creates the characteristic chew of meat, while adding moisture and cohesion to the filling.
  • Yuba, pure soy protein, wraps the package up with a bow. While I’ve seen similar concepts using rice paper for the outer skin, yuba is far tastier, easier to work with, and more nutritious.

Tips For Success

Let’s be real: This is no 30-minute meal. It takes time and planning, best saved for a special occasion when you want to go all out. That said, it’s not a difficult recipe, just a bit time-consuming. Prep in stages and think of it as an edible craft project to fully enjoy the process.

    1. Make the teriyaki sauce first… Or don’t. You want it to be cooled and fully thickened before slathering it on your meatless drumsticks, and it keeps in the fridge for 1 – 2 weeks, easily. On the other hand, there’s no shame in taking shortcuts here; you could absolutely buy ready-made teriyaki sauce and skip all that work.
    2. Wrap that yuba up tight! Nobody wants to end up with loose skin.
    3. Reinforce your pineapple cores with skewers, optionally. Unlike animal bones, they become softer after cooking, so you can’t really pick these drumsticks up by the handle and take a chomp out of them. Personally, I feel they’re best suited to the fork-and-knife treatment anyway, so you don’t end up with sauce smeared all over your face. If you’re determined to make these as finger food though, thread a wooden skewer through the core first, to keep it more stable.

  1. Be gentle with your yuba. It’s a fragile, paper-thin sheet of solidified soymilk; of course it’s prone to ripping. Fresh is really best here, since dried tends to be thicker, and more likely to have broken in transit. Soak your fresh yuba in warm water for a few minutes before gently easing the sheets apart. They’re much harder to work with straight out the fridge.
  2. Give them space while steaming and baking. The meatless stuffing inside does expand and plump a bit as it cooks.

March To The Beat Of Your Own Drumstick

Pineapple teriyaki simply made sense as a complete package here, but the options for flavor variations are endless. First of all, don’t feel that you’re bound to using a pineapple core for the bone. Not everyone regularly buys whole pineapples, and maybe that’s just not the vibe for dinner that day. You can omit it entirely to make more of a chicken breast facsimile, or replace it with pieces of sugarcane or simply wooden popsicle sticks.

From there, consider your sauce. You could go in a spicier direction with buffalo sauce, or keep it classic with plant-based butter and herbs. Then we have BBQ sauce for a smokier kick, pomegranate molasses and za’atar for Middle Eastern flare, and so on, and so forth. You’ll run out of drumsticks long before you run out of ideas.

Go ahead, embrace your inner cave-person. Soothe your lizard brain with the meat it’s really craving; healthier, tastier, and happier for all creatures involved. These vegan drumsticks are better than all the rest.

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Pastabilities – 40 Best Plant-Based Pasta Recipes

No matter what, I know I can count on pasta to be there by my side. A perennial pantry staple, there’s always a box waiting for me at all times. Served hot or cold, simply sauced or dressed to the nines, pasta can accommodate all tastes, occasions, and budgets. Anyone can make amazing pasta with little effort or skill; it’s truly the food of the people.

Pasta: It’s What’s For Dinner

It’s no surprise that I have pasta recipes by the multitudes. What’s made it to the blog is just a fraction of what I make on a regular basis with all the noodles I go through, so you can rest assured that only the best make it into the spotlight. In case you’re craving some new noodle inspiration, I’ve got you covered. Here are a few of the best pasta-bilities for your next meal.

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Canoodle With A Kugel

Kugel, a staple of classic Jewish cuisine, is frequently weighed down in a stodgy pudding of pasta, cream cheese, raisins, and apples. This sweet intrusion on the dinner table never appealed to me as a kid, which is why I always stuck to the savory side of the street when composing my own casseroles. Further improve upon the concept by swapping out those starchy noodles with wide ribbons of spiralized zucchini, instantly transforming the outdated side dish into a truly worthy dinner guest.

By replacing the typical egg noodles with tender, springy ribbons of spiralized zucchini, we not only lighten the dish but also elevate the flavor. Zucchini adds a subtle sweetness and almost silky texture when baked, creating a kugel unlike any other. As an added bonus, that makes it naturally gluten-free (and of course still kosher, as always), so everyone can freely partake. Would it be equally apt to call it a zucchini hotdish? Sure, but isn’t a conventional noodle kugel just a pasta hotdish, too?

The beauty of the zoodle kugel lies in its ease and versatility. Using a spiralizer, it comes together in a snap while dirtying minimal additional dishes, and you can just as quickly customize it with your favorite savory additions. Think: caramelized onions and garlicky mushrooms, thinly shaved fennel and fresh dill, or roasted red peppers and sun-dried tomatoes. The possibilities are endless, making this kugel a keeper all year round, adaptable for any occasion.

Next time you’re craving comfort food with a twist, consider the humble zoodle kugel. It bridges the gap between tradition and innovation, offering a taste of nostalgia alongside a fresh, seasonal flavor. It’s a kugel that’s worthy of a place at any dinner table, settling the debate between sweet or savory… At least for one course.

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Pollinate Your Plate

Want to look like a fancy chef in an instant? Fennel pollen is the answer. Even the name sounds illustrious, rarified, and sophisticated. Though it’s true, you’re not likely to find it in your average grocery store, it’s not as exclusive as it sounds.

What Is Fennel Pollen?

Derived from the blossoms of the fennel plant, rather than the vegetable, which includes the tiny yellow flowers and powdery substance within. Some call it “culinary fairy dust” and covet it like saffron.

What Does Fennel Pollen Taste Like?

Naturally, it tastes like fennel, combining the delicate essence of anise and licorice, alongside more floral, citrus, and honied notes.

How Is Fennel Pollen Used?

A little pinch goes a long way, transforming simple vegan egg toast with romesco into something truly gourmet. Though intense, it should only be applied as a finishing seasoning after cooking, as heat will destroy its unique nuances. Remarkably versatile, fennel pollen can enhance both sweet and savory dishes, elevating everything from appetizers to desserts.

Foolproof pairings include:

  • Proteins like tofu or tempeh, cooked predominantly with simple marinades such as garlic and lemon, to add a sweet and aromatic final touch.
  • Mushrooms, especially those that are milder, such as oyster, trumpet, cremini, and portobello.
  • Vegetables such as roasted or grilled carrots, cauliflower, broccoli, potatoes, beets, and so much more. If it goes well with fennel, it goes well with fennel pollen, too.
  • Grain-based dishes like quinoa, couscous, or bulgur, to harmonize with their distinctive earthy, nutty, cereal flavors.
  • Pasta, because what doesn’t pair with pasta? Tomato sauces, cream sauces, and butter sauces alike can all benefit from a tiny pinch of fennel pollen.
  • Sweets and desserts, particularly apple pies, spice cakes, poached pears, vanilla ice cream, and even chocolate truffles, to name a few.

Pollinate Your Plate Today

Though the price of entry may initially be steep, fennel pollen is worth the expense. Harvested by hand from wild fennel, it’s not something you can cut corners on. To add a gourmet touch to everyday meals, there’s nothing else quite like it.

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