Figs for Fall

Frozen, staring blankly in stunned silence, I am the quintessential deer in headlights, with an 18-wheeler coming straight my way.  All I did was flip the calender page this morning, as one is typically inclined to do at the end of a month, I might add, and suddenly there weren’t nearly enough pages left.  November, a tricky month indeed, means the holidays are here.  No more avoiding them, turning your head from the early displays of lights and tinsel at the mall, pretending they don’t exist.  November means both intense business and a time of celebration for me, mixed well with a generous pinch of stress.  In typical fashion, fumbling through the morning and daily routine, I pushed it to the corner of my mind… And nearly choked on my coffee when every email in my inbox was splattered with festive graphics and messages.  What a cruel  wake up call.

But honestly, it’s still early, right?  We can all save the panic over Thanksgiving menus and Christmas gifts for another day; I don’t know about you, but I’m just not ready.  I’m still adjusting to the whole idea of leaving summer behind, for starters!  But I have found a few things to help soften the blow, and truth be told, almost all of them are seasonal fruits and vegetables.

Not exactly shocked? I don’t blame you, it seems like even the most unspirited scrooges can still get into the spirit of enjoying sweet little treasures like perfectly ripe figs. Though they’re not my most favorite fruit, they’re a quintessential part of the fall transition, just like Aunt Mary’s leaden fruitcake must make an appearance before the holidays are officially set in motion. Okay, maybe that’s an unfair comparison, but figs aren’t something I would simply munch on unadorned. Thus, dressing them up in the simplest of clothing, a quick trip through the oven with a sprinkling of sugar does wonders for both texture and flavor. Park a few on top of warm, soft rice pudding, slowly cooked over the course of a lazy hour or two, and you have something to look forward to come November.

No real recipe is required here; just gather up a bunch of fresh figs, slice them in half, and toss them with a tablespoon or two of olive oil. Arrange them with the cut sides up on a baking sheet, and sprinkle the tops evenly with a thin coat of granulated sugar. Bake in a 400 degree preheated oven for 15 – 25 minutes, until the sugar is caramelized and the figs are fork-tender. Let cool for a few minutes before topping off your favorite rice pudding with a couple halves, plus some toasted and chopped hazelnuts for crunch, if desired. If you don’t already have a favorite rice pudding, start looking here. I think the internet already has far too many standard vegan rice puddings weighing it down, so there’s no need to add mine to the fray.

The Great Pumpkin Cake

In a pumpkin patch most sincere, on Halloween night, there was more to see than just the usual vines and gourds, slumbering under the cover of darkness. Rising from the earth like a giant glowing orb, brighter and larger than a full moon, it was none other than the Great Pumpkin, here to reward all the good little children at long last!

However, I have a feeling that this may have been a different Great Pumpkin than the original orange squash, because his reward was not in the form of toys or trinkets as fabled, but in the form of cake.

Yes, the Great Pumpkin is in fact made of cake… And practically effortless to assemble, too. Little more than chocolate chip pumpkin cake baked in an oven-safe metal bowl (greased well!) and slathered with pumpkin frosting, it’s easy enough to throw together for any last-minute Halloween event. Just bear in mind that the cake will rise when filling your bowl with batter, so fill it about 1/2 way full to prevent spill-over, and it wouldn’t hurt to park a baking sheet beneath it just in case. While baking the cake, just be sure to keep a close eye on the oven, since it will take much longer to bake in such an unusual and relatively dense form. Times will vary depending on the size of your bowl.

Applying the frosting is a very fast process, since you don’t actually want the coating to be entirely smooth. Leave vertical lines to mimic the striations of a real pumpkin, and you’ll save yourself a headache and create a more “realistic” Great Pumpkin. For the features, simply roll out a small portion of modeling chocolate very thin, and use a knife to carve out the eyes and mouth you want. Roll out a small log for the stem, and taper it out at the top, curving it slightly just so it doesn’t stick straight up. Gently press the chocolate eyes, mouth, and stem into the frosted cake as desired. Voila! Now the Great Pumpkin isn’t such an elusive character after all.

As for that glowing orange frosting, you could use any flavor you desire and color it accordingly with a drop of beet juice and a pinch of turmeric, but wanting to match the theme more closely, I went with an all-pumpkin frosting instead.

Pumpkin Frosting

Pumpkin Frosting

This creamy pumpkin frosting is rich, smooth, and perfectly sweet with a hint of butterscotch, perfect for any festive fall treat!

Prep Time 10 minutes
Total Time 10 minutes

Ingredients

  • 3/4 Cup Vegan Butter
  • 1 Cup Pumpkin Puree
  • 1/4 Teaspoon Ground Cinnamon
  • Pinch Nutmeg
  • Pinch Salt
  • 1 Package Vegan Butterscotch Pudding Mix
  • 3 1/2 Cups Confectioner’s Sugar
  • 1/4 – 3/4 Cup Soy or Coconut Milk Powder

Instructions

  1. Place the vegan butter in your stand mixer first, and beat briefly with the whisk attachment until creamy. Add in the pumpkin, and whip the two together until mostly smooth, pausing to scrape down the sides of the bowl to ensure that everything is becoming incorporated. Add in the spices, salt, pudding mix, sugar, and 1/4 cup of the “milk” powder. Start the mixer on the lowest speed to prevent the dry goods from flying out of the bowl, and once the sugar is mostly mixed in, turn up the speed to high.
  2. Continue to scrape down the sides of the bowl as needed, and whip the frosting for a solid 4 minutes. If it seems too loose and/or somewhat grainy/separated, add in another 1/4 cup of “milk” powder. Beat for another 3 minutes, assess the texture, and repeat if needed. Once smooth and stiff enough to spread, apply to your completely cooled cake as desired. Happy Halloween!

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Nutrition Information:

Yield:

24

Serving Size:

1

Amount Per Serving: Calories: 204Total Fat: 7gSaturated Fat: 4gUnsaturated Fat: 2gCholesterol: 18mgSodium: 54mgCarbohydrates: 37gFiber: 0gSugar: 37gProtein: 0g

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Purple Potato Eater

Bubbling cauldrons are no where to be seen, but there’s definitely something strange brewing in this busy little kitchen. Between standard ingredients that behave contrary to common knowledge, mysteriously disappearing treats, downright impossible recipes that actually work (and quite well, I might add!), it’s hard to deny the unlikely alchemy going on every day. It’s easy to ignore the small, everyday signs that the kitchen could perhaps be enchanted by an otherworldly force, but when I pulled this last batch of cupcakes, you would have to be blind to deny the witchcraft of this working space.

Blue cupcakes. Bright purple frosting. No food coloring, naturally, so even I could hardly believe what I had baked. Truly, what sort of malicious curse would turn innocent confections into visions of the dark arts?

Believe it or not, the powerful wizardry here comes from a very unlikely source; A potato. Though it looks just like any other tuber from the outside, slice open a beni-imo and the magic will become clear. Bright violet through and through, these humble spuds don’t lose their color once boiled or exposed to air, making them a prime coloring candidate. Better yet, their mild, sweet flavor is somewhat akin to a pumpkin or sweet potato, making it easy to substitute an equal amount of purple potato puree in your favorite pumpkin cake recipe for a frightening new hue.

However, even more unusual is that once baked, my beni-imo cupcakes turned not only blue, but strangely swirled with emerald green! This is some sort of witchcraft that’s beyond me, since the batter was thoroughly mixed before hitting the oven… My best guess is that it’s due to a reaction with the baking soda or powder, but further experimentation is clearly necessary. While the results may look quite creepy indeed, they’re far less scary than the average consumer cupcake pumped up with Red Dye #40 and Blue Lake #1- That’s for sure!

Instant Candy Gratification

Halloween is closing in, and fast.  For many people, this would mean a quick run to the store is in order, easily snatching up the last bag of snack pack candies and battening down the hatches in preparation for trick-or-treaters.  While there’s a decent selection of vegan handout options, these just won’t cut it for my own personal candy cravings.  That’s why I wrote a candy ebook, right?  Right!  But… When I can’t bear to wait another minute before tearing into something sweet, it takes a sneaky trick to placate my palate.  It’s stupidly simple, almost embarrassing to post about, and- Dare I say?- qualifies as “semi-homemade.”

Bleh, that should qualify as a swear word!  Okay, forget I said that.  But if you’re hankering for something sweet, chocolatey, and a bit crunchy without a moment to spare, don’t run to the candy aisle, but hit up the kosher section of the grocery store instead.

Once you’ve secured a package of kosher wafer cookies (try Gefen brand) that you can confirm are vegan, all you need is a bit of chocolate to seal the deal.  Any type you fancy will work, so get yourself enough to dip in, and melt it down until completely smooth.  Dress it up with flavored extracts (Mint-chocolate, anyone?  Almond?  Lemon?) or stick with the basics; with those classic flavors and a satisfyingly crisp bite, you simply can’t go wrong.  Shake off excess crumbs, and completely submerge each wafer cookie in the melted chocolate, tapping off the extra when you bring it up for air.  Place dipped cookies on a silpat or piece of parchment paper, and wait for the coating to set.  To expedite the process, go ahead and stash them in the fridge or freezer for just 15 – 20 minutes; Although I typically refrain from this practice, since it’s more likely to leave you with bloomed or streaky shells, these treats are more about quick and easy than fussy perfection.

Quick and easy enough to whip up on a whim, you could effortlessly make masses of these make-shift candy bars as Halloween party favors… If you can bring yourself to share, that is.

Sweet & Sara; Spooky & Spicy

As if the famed vegan marshmallows from Sweet & Sara weren’t already irresistible enough, their latest move into the realm of holiday-themed treats will certainly put them over the top. Turning those classic white cubes into shapes so adorable that even Peeps would drool with envy over, the latest addition to their already spooky and sweet ghost is a wide-eyed, Chocolate-Dipped Bat.

The beauty of this Halloween offering isn’t so much the actual shape though, but the fact that it’s absolutely loaded with quality dark chocolate, providing the perfect textural foil to the light and fluffy mallow underneath. With just the barest hint of bitterness, it knocks down the level of sweetness overall, and makes these bats dangerously easy to wolf down. This one pictured above just barely survived the photo shoot, and trust me, it sure didn’t stick around long after.

What’s even more exciting is not the new ways these mallows are being decorated, but a whole new line up of flavors, perfectly suited for the fall and winter seasons.

Tinted to a pale, peachy blush, the flavor may not be evident just from a quick glance, but one whiff and you’ll known instantly that this is one sweet pile of Pumpkin Spice marshmallows. Amazingly, I even got a hint of squash just from a quick sniff; A flavor that is easily lost even in more pumpkin-packed desserts, this is quite a feat indeed. Although it’s perhaps not as evident in the taste, these definitely read as their name sake, and do not disappoint. Warm spices are infused throughout each fluffy pillow, with cinnamon taking the lead, they are still mild and delicate enough that children as sure to love them as much as adults. Just try substituting one of these miniature pumpkin pie bites for a vanilla mallow next time you make a s’more, and you may not be able to go back to the original version.

Just the concept of mint and chocolate together gets my mouth watering, so I could barely stand the anticipation while waiting to taste the Chocolate Peppermint marshmallows. Lightly dusted with cocoa powder, these puffs are chocolate-y all the way through. Though the interiors are lighter in color, don’t let that fool you, as the flavor is strong throughout. Happily, the mint doesn’t overwhelm but isn’t lost in the candy either; Striking that illusive balance between the two flavors, each little mallow is both decadent and refreshing. Perhaps the perfect little treat to serve after a heavy dinner, these marshmallows are quite possibly the best version of pillow mints one could imagine. Easily taking the spot as my new favorite flavor, I can hardly wait for them to be more widely available with Sweet & Sara‘s other standard offerings!

World Bread Day

No matter how crazy life has been lately, and how poorly I’ve been staying on top of making regular posts, there is nothing that could make me miss out on celebrating World Bread Day.  What could be more glorious than a whole event created simply to celebrate all that is baked and doughy?  This occasion calls for something special, and I have just the thing…

Chocolate brioche, anyone? Inspired by my initial success with basic brioche some time ago now, I couldn’t help but push the envelope just a little bit further, and delve deeper into this decadent bread that tastes like cake. There’s no mistaking this loaf for a hearty breakfast bread, much in contrast to my most recent offering, but the lure of that voluptuous ribbon of pure chocolate swirled within is almost too much to resist; it may very well end up on the breakfast table all the same!

World Bread Day 2010 (submission date October 16)

Even if you don’t drop everything and bake this beauty today, take some time to celebrate your “daily bread.” Happy World Bread Day, everyone!

Yield: Makes 1 Loaf; 10 Servings

Chocolate Brioche

Chocolate Brioche

If you're craving bread that tastes like cake, this could be the loaf of your life. You get a ribbon of pure chocolate swirled through every tender cocoa-infused slice for double chocolate bliss.

Prep Time 30 minutes
Cook Time 30 minutes
Additional Time 4 hours
Total Time 5 hours

Ingredients

Sponge:

  • 1/4 Cup Chocolate Non-Dairy Milk
  • 1 (1/4-Ounce) Packet Active Dry Yeast
  • 1/2 Cup Bread Flour
  • 1/4 Cup Granulated Sugar

Dough:

  • 3 Cups Bread Flour
  • 2/3 Cup Dutch Processed Cocoa Powder
  • 1 1/2 Teaspoons Salt
  • 1/4 Teaspoon Ground Cinnamon
  • 1 Pound Silken Tofu
  • 1/4 Cup Vegan Butter, at Room Temperature

Chocolate Swirl:

  • 6 Ounces Semi-Sweet Chocolate, Chopped
  • 2 Tablespoons Granulated Sugar

Instructions

  1. To begin the sponge, briefly warm the non-dairy milk for just 30 – 60 seconds in the microwave, and then sprinkle in the yeast. Let the mixture stand for about 5 minutes, and then mix in the sugar and flour. Cover with plastic wrap, and allow the sponge to rest for 30 – 45 minutes until it appears bubbly.
  2. When the sponge is ready, move it into the bowl of your stand mixer, and add the flour, cocoa, salt, and cinnamon. Mix on low speed with the paddle attachment for a minute, and add in the chocolate silken creations. Continue to stir slowly until the dry goods seem to be mostly incorporated, and then increase to medium speed, beating the dough for 5 minutes.
  3. Switch to the dough hook attachment, and continue mixing on a low speed. Slowly begin to incorporate the butter, one tablespoon at a time, until no pieces are visible throughout the dough. Scrape down the sides of the bowl and dough hook as needed to make sure that the dough is completely homogeneous.
  4. Let rest for 10 minutes before turning the dough out onto a well-floured surface. Kneed by hand for approximately 10 minutes, adding flour as needed, until smooth and elastic. Place the dough in a lightly greased bowl, cover with plastic, and let rise in a warm place for 2 – 3 hours, until doubled in volume.
  5. Once risen, punch the dough down, scrape it out of the bowl and onto a lightly floured surface. Press it out gently but firmly with your knuckles into a rectangle, about 15 x 7 inches.
  6. For the chocolate swirl, place the chocolate and sugar in a food processor, and pulse until you achieve a coarse but fine meal. Sprinkle this mixture evenly over the rectangle of dough, leaving an inch of one of the short sides clear. Press the chocolate in lightly, and roll the dough up, ending at the clear strip to seal the roll. Pinch the edge together, and place the loaf, seam-side down, in a lightly greased 8 x 4 inch loaf pan. Place in a warm area, and let rise once more for 45 – 60 minutes.
  7. As the loaf nears the end of its second rise, preheat your oven to 375 degrees. Bake for 25 – 30 minutes, until well-browned and has an internal temperature of 200 degrees.
  8. Let cool completely before slicing.

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Nutrition Information:

Yield:

10

Serving Size:

1

Amount Per Serving: Calories: 410Total Fat: 14gSaturated Fat: 5gTrans Fat: 1gUnsaturated Fat: 8gCholesterol: 3mgSodium: 339mgCarbohydrates: 61gFiber: 4gSugar: 21gProtein: 12g

All nutritional information presented within this site are intended for informational purposes only. I am not a certified nutritionist and any nutritional information on BitterSweetBlog.com should only be used as a general guideline. This information is provided as a courtesy and there is no guarantee that the information will be completely accurate. Even though I try to provide accurate nutritional information to the best of my ability, these figures should still be considered estimations.