Chut The Front Door

Chutney may seem like a bit player; an afterthought or nonessential inclusion in a large array of dishes, but in actuality, it’s the critical thread that ties a meal together. Derived from the Hindi word chatni, which literally means “to eat with appetite,” chutney is as diverse as the panoply of condiments found in any given home.

Cilantro chutney, coconut chutney, and tamarind chutney are some of the most popular, especially in the US, but why stop there when we have so many other flavors, and such ample umami, at our disposal? Mushroom chutney, made with supple Sugimoto shiitake mushrooms, is the all-purpose meal starter and finisher that’s indispensable in my kitchen.

Mushroom chutney, while less common, certainly isn’t unheard of. The power of a well-crafted chutney is how it can combine sweet, salty, sour, bitter, and spicy into one small spoonful. Intense and powerful, that quality is only amplified when you add Sugimoto shiitake into the mix.

What Is Chutney?

Defining chutney is akin to defining salsa. They can be sweet or sour, hot or mild, made from fruits and/or vegetables, from fresh produce or dried, blended smooth or left chunky, and the options go on. Chutney is a boundless concept with endless combinations and permutations that can be further modified to personal preferences.

I’ve always seen western-style chutney as being somewhat related to Italian agrodolce. Intensely flavorful with a powerful contrast between vinegar and sugar, they’re cooked down like jam, ideal for preserving an excess of any perishable produce. In truth, chutney is anything that you make of it, entirely flexible and customizable to personal preferences.

What Makes Mushroom Chutney Special?

Sugimoto shiitake mushrooms are so powerfully aromatic and flavorful, just a little bit goes a long way. Thus, a little spoonful of mushroom chutney can light up a whole dish in an instant. Best of all, while I adore using the thick, meaty Donko shiitake caps, it’s an ideal opportunity for using up any extra stems you may have been saving from previous recipes. The texture itself can be kept coarse or blended further; it’s effortless to smooth out the rough edges of any stems with a finer grind.

Redolent of bright, punchy ginger and bolstered by toasted cumin and mustard seeds, every bite is a new adventure. Tender chunks of sweet apple soften the acidity of tart yet fruity sherry vinegar and balance out the overall flavor. Effortlessly livening up new recipes or leftovers with ease, the combination is complex, mildly spicy, and altogether invigorating.

How To Serve Mushroom Chutney

Although it’s most frequently seen as a condiment, chutney can provide a substantial portion of a meal. Personally, I see different preparations as being better suited to smoother or chunkier textures.

Chunky Chutney:

With big, meaty pieces to really sink your teeth into, this version is best used as a topping, relish, or side. Consider adding it to…

Smooth Chutney:

Kept thick, smoother chutney is perfect for spreading, while adding more liquid to make it pourable opens up a whole new world of opportunities. Try using this one as…

  • Sandwich spread
  • Dip with chips, papadum, or samosa
  • Salad dressing
  • Sauce for cauliflower steaks or plant protein
  • Base for soup
  • Gravy over mashed potatoes
  • Marinade for tofu, tempeh, or seitan

Variations and Substitutions

Don’t fret if some of these ingredients seem out of reach or unappealing. Everything is up for debate, easily swapped and modified to suit your specific tastes.

  • Vinegar is one of the most important ingredients in successful chutney-making. I love the nuanced acidity of sherry vinegar, which harmonizes beautifully with the apples and sugar. If we’re being honest though, absolutely any acidic liquid will do. That means apple cider vinegar, white wine vinegar, rice vinegar, coconut vinegar, lemon juice, lime juice, grapefruit juice, and more are all excellent candidates. Use what you’ve got or play around with new options to keep things fresh.
  • Sugar is key for taming the harsher notes of all that acid. Brown sugar is my favorite for its warm molasses flavor, but that’s also completely adaptable. An equal amount of coconut sugar or date sugar can create a similar sensation with a lower glycemic index, while a few drops of liquid stevia or monk fruit can help make it safe for people who need to cut back on added sugars altogether.
  • Spices make up the heart and soul of any good chutney. Whole spices are generally preferable to ground, for their more intense flavor and added texture. If you only have ground, though, it can certainly work in a pinch. Just reduce the measure to about half of what’s called for when using whole spices, knowing you can always add more later as needed.

Mushroom chutney, featuring the umami superstar known as Sugimoto shiitake, is where tradition meets innovation. It turns a simple, earthy ingredient into a flavorful powerhouse that can elevate your cooking game.

The next time you’re in the kitchen, give this savory sensation a try. Whether you’re an experienced chef or just starting out, shiitake mushroom chutney promises a burst of flavors in every bite. Your taste buds will appreciate the adventure, and anyone else lucky enough to get a taste will be impressed with your elevated culinary acumen.

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Gold Rush

Exhausted by weeks of holiday extravagance, the first week of the year can look rather drab in comparison. The parties are over, the guests have gone home, leaving little but crumbs and an eerie silence in their wake. It’s a natural response, an equal and opposite reaction, to succumb to the bleakness of winter a bit. However, instead of getting stuck there, entrenched in blankets, rooted to the couch, there’s still so much light and joy glittering within reach. Or, more accurately, within the kitchen.

Gold For Good Luck

Gold is the most auspicious color as a literal representation of wealth and prosperity. Yukon gold potatoes have never done me wrong, with their sunny yellow, naturally buttery flesh, as my favorite all-purpose spud. When plain potatoes sound too austere to spark that feeling of good fortune, just take it to the next level. Make gilded golden potatoes, dripping with real gold-

-food paint. Gold metallic food paint. Real gold? On a freelancer’s budget, are you kidding me? Of course not. Just a light veneer of a lustrous edible varnish truly does wonders to lift the spirit. As we all know, we eat with our eyes first, so why not give yourself a visually opulent experience? Trust me: It may feel silly at first, painting the crispy crenelations of a baked hasselback potato, and maybe, that’s a big part of the appeal.

No matter how old I get, I find that I’m still the same child at heart. Being able to embrace that, to seek out whimsy, to allow myself these “silly” pleasures, is what growing up truly is. At least, I’d like to think so, as I hold my golden paint brush in one hand and dinner plate in the other.

How To Make Golden Hasselback Potatoes

There’s no recipe needed here; just take however many large Yukon gold potatoes as you’d like to bake and slice them as thinly as possible, without cutting all the way through the bottom. Some people suggest using disposable chopsticks on either side to act as bumpers. Drizzle them liberally with olive oil and bake at 450 degrees for about an hour, until tender all the way through and crispy around the edges. Paint gently with gold metallic food coloring, sprinkle with coarse salt and ground black pepper, and enjoy.

True richness goes beyond monetary value. This is one case where fool’s gold is a greater gift, being unquestionably more delicious than a solid gold brick.

Luck And Spice For The New Year

Good morning, rise and shine, and welcome, 2024! Let’s greet this shiny new year with a warm welcome. To that end, I can think of nothing better than the inviting aroma of slowly simmered curry wafting from the kitchen. Even if you partied hard last night, I promise this is the best way to nurse a hangover and ease into the day.

What’s Your Favorite Kind of Curry?

Before we even talk about heat levels, there’s so much to consider. Do you want it saucy or dry? Full of veggies or protein-centric? Rich or lean? There are no wrong answers, aside from claiming indifference overall. Given that curry can be anything with a broad palate of spices, it’s maddening to see the same predictable options get all the attention. Why is there so little love for Nepalese curry?

Nepalese Vs Indian Curry

It’s natural to compare Nepalese to Indian curries since they’re very similar in many ways. Both tend to favor turmeric for a golden glow and serve rice or flatbread to soak it all in, but there are some key differences that set them apart. Generally speaking:

  • Indian curries tend to be richer, infused with full-fat coconut milk or cream, while Nepalese curries stick with water or broth.
  • Sweet additions like jaggery, raisins, or plain sugar are popular for rounding out the sharp spices of Indian curries, but Nepalese does without.
  • Nepalese curries rarely showcase thick sauces, sticking with either dry stir fried curry dishes or curry soups.

What is Aloo Bodi Tama?

Perhaps you recognize the word “aloo” as “potato,” from many beloved Indian dishes such as aloo chaat or aloo gobi. For the rest of it, “bodi” means “black eyed peas” and “tama” means “bamboo shoots.” Thus, we end up with a naturally plant-based soup that’s soup that’s hot, tangy, and nutritionally balanced.

How To Serve Aloo Bodi Tama

There’s no need to fuss over an elaborate spread to round out your meal; this is a perfect one-pot entree, with all the protein, fiber, and flavor you need. You could pair it with some cooked rice, flatbread, or any other whole grains if you’d like to make it more substantial or stretch it even further. It’s especially great for anyone on a tight budget since it’s made of very affordable, basic staples to begin with.

Start Your Year With Lucky Black Eyed Peas

While it’s more traditional to enjoy hoppin’ John to assure a fortuitous new year ahead, particularly when it comes to your financial future, I’d like to spice up that superstition this time around. Think of the golden turmeric-infused broth as a symbol of even greater wealth, especially when it comes to the rich flavors in every spoonful.

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Have Your Cake Noodle And Eat It, Too

Jewish Christmas is by far my favorite of all the winter holidays. Though it may not be marked on the calendar as such, I’d argue that it’s every bit as legitimate as all the “national holidays” that social media loves to celebrate. Notably absent is the expectation of exchanging gifts, spending all day in the kitchen creating an elaborate meal, or time with the extended family with questionable political views. Quite the contrary; you’re fully expected to spend a good chunk of the day sitting in silence, enjoying the darkness of a movie theater, where you can (hopefully) avoid most people, then treat yourself to the finest American Chinese cuisine that your nearest hole in the wall takeout spot can provide.

Usually, I’ll have my order figured out long before the credits roll. Who am I kidding, I usually have my dinner game plan set before breakfast. The day can change and my mood may shift, but the craving remains the same. It seems like there are more people than ever seeking solitude at the movies, which means my social battery is still exhausted by that single outing. Returning to the safety of my home, I’m much happier to slip back in front of the stove to craft my own homage to Chinese takeout.

Moreover, for anyone that appreciates the art of crispy cake noodles, you’ll know that they’re best when eaten right away, making them a poor candidate for extended transport. For best results, you’ve gotta eat them right away, which means taking matters into your own hands. Luckily, that’s much easier than it may seem, thanks to the beloved air fryer.

What Are Cake Noodles?

Backing up a step, cake noodles may also be called noodle cakes, fried noodle cakes, or pan-fried noodle cakes, depending on the actual preparation and how literal the menu writer wants to be. They’re found in various permutations across numerous Asian cuisines, and have a notable following especially in Hawaii. Rather than a typical stir fry that creates charred chewy stands of individual noodles, the entire portion of noodles stays together in one large clump and is cooked to a crunchy finish. Any combination of protein and vegetables will then be cooked separately and plated right on top. The noodles begin to soften as the sauce they’re topped with begins to soak in, which makes them such an ephemeral, short-lived entree.

What Are The Best Type Of Noodles?

All noodles are beautiful, but if we’re talking about crispy cake noodles, wheat-based chow mein is the gold standard. Technically, any noodle can become a cake noodle, but very thick options like udon won’t become crispy all the way through, and gluten-free noodles may not stick together properly. There’s no harm in experimenting, though; even if you don’t make a cake noodle, you’ll still make something entirely delicious.

Why Use An Air Fryer?

We all know by now that air fryers are really just glorified countertop ovens, but that doesn’t make them any less convenient. In this case, their quick cooking capabilities and high temperatures create a perfect crunchy crust across your entire noodle cake, fully enclosed so there’s no temptation to stir and break them up. This preparation is especially well-suited to basket-style models for their round shape, popping perfectly circular noodle disks every time.

What makes cake noodles so special is their textural contrasts. Golden-brown, fried noodles, crispy and delicate on the outside yet tender on the inside, shine when plated with a savory medley of vegetables, succulent tofu, and a rich, flavorful sauce that coats every strand.

These little crispy marvels serve as a reminder of the simplicity and pleasure of Jewish Christmas. No need for complicated recipes, extravagant dishes, or expensive takeout – just a hearty, satisfying meal that warms the soul. It’s a culinary embrace that brings us comfort and joy during this quiet celebration. Even if you’re celebrating a more conventional Christmas this year, you might want to consider a round-two taking this approach the following day.

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Propose A Toast

Quinoa, the superfood darling that’s taken the world by storm, isn’t the first thing you’d think of when it comes to dessert. Sure, there are plenty of wholesome quinoa puddings more akin to oatmeal than custard, and baked goods made with quinoa flour ground so finely you’d never know it was there. If you search for “quinoa cakes”, you’ll pull up hits for savory patties served on a bun with lettuce and tomato. Though I have no doubt that would be delicious, I’m more interested in the sweeter side of this pseudocereal right now.

Toasted Quinoa Pound Cake is an understated sensation for every occasion. You’d be forgiven for thinking it was a flat quick bread at a glance, fashioned into a loaf and cut into thick slices.

Whole grains aren’t exactly synonymous with decadence, and that’s not a knock on the concept either. In the face of holiday excess, I’d rather a less opulent indulgence to quell sweet cravings. However you want to rationalize it, you’ve got it. Everyone knows that quinoa is high in protein and fiber; it’s a much smarter, more satisfying choice than another slice of pumpkin pie! There’s no fooling the avid sweet tooth, though; a fair measure of sugar means there’s no mistaking a slice for an austere energy bar.

Why and How to Toast Quinoa

Much like the difference between sugar and caramel, it all starts with the same ingredient and differs with technique. Toasting quinoa unlocks a whole new depth of flavor, enhancing its inherent nutty, cereal notes, all while transforming it from pale beige to golden-brown. This process also removes moisture to give it a crunchy exterior. From there, it can be used as a substitute for breadcrumbs, topping for salads, mix-in for granola, and in my kitchen, an addition to cake batter.

There’s more than one way to toast quinoa…

The “best” approach is whichever method you’re willing to try!

  • In the oven: Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and line a sheet pan with a silicone baking mat. Spread out your cooked quinoa in as thin a layer as possible. Bake for 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes.
  • On the stove top: Place the cooked quinoa in a large non-stick pan with a splash of olive oil. Cook over medium heat, stirring frequently, for 10 – 15 minutes.

Let cool and store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 5 days. It will soften over time but still be much more flavorful than plain cooked quinoa.

Serving Suggestions

As an everyday snacking cake, there’s nothing wrong with grabbing a slice without any fanfare. Its simplicity is a big part of its charm. Dense and tender, the crumb has a uniquely chewy quality to it, both soft and sturdy at the same time. Flecked with orange zest and a touch of almond extract, it can also play nicely with just about anything else you throw at it. I have yet to find a bad combination, but a few of my favorite suggestions include:

  • Top with whipped coconut cream and fresh berries. Add an extra sprinkle of citrus zest for flare.
  • Toast and smear with peanut butter.
  • Spoon cranberry sauce, apple compote, or orange marmalade on the side.
  • Use for making French toast.
  • Scoop ice cream on top and make a sundae.
  • Waffled and drizzled with maple syrup.

Quinoa pound cake is the unpretentious baked good that can show up at any party unannounced, without a making scene. When you want something that lands squarely between a treat and a healthy snack, as part of or an antidote to holiday festivities, this one recipe can do it all.

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