Carrot and Stick

Like clockwork, as the weather warms and thoughts turn to garden parties, alfresco brunches, and spring celebrations, carrot cake is invariably waiting in the wings. Despite being one of the few omnipresent produce options all year round, they’re inextricably linked with spring. Maybe it’s the vibrant orange color of carrots that helps shake off the doldrums of winter, its perceived lightness and freshness to combat months of heavy stews, or simply the associations with Easter. Regardless, if you don’t have a solid carrot cake recipe in your repertoire, you’re liable to get left out in the cold.

Carrots’ Glow Up

Curiously, the traits that we prize most in carrots today were nonexistent in their earliest ancestors. Once a thin, spindly, and bitter white root, they bear almost no resemblance to the golden-hued, sweet vegetables we know today. Centuries of selective breeding transformed it into one of the world’s most popular edible plants across all cultures. Medieval European cooks first incorporated them in simple puddings that laid the groundwork for the evolution of carrot-based desserts. As refined sugar was a rare luxury, carrots provided a naturally sweet alternative for the everyday worker.

Icing On The Cake

Contrary to my photographic evidence (or lack thereof), I would never support sending out naked carrot cake. Especially when we’re talking about cupcakes, without any buttercream addition, those are simply muffins, no matter how you try to sell it. I just don’t see the need to reinvent the wheel, when so many marvelous frosting formulas are already available. My top recommendations, in order:

Building A Better Carrot Cake

There’s no lack of options for vegan carrot cake recipes out there, and yet I’d still like to throw my hat into the ring. What sets mine apart is the inclusion of finely ground almond flour, adding a satisfying density and subtly nutty flavor. That taste resonates with the generous addition of toasted pecans, which also introduce a toothsome textural contrast. To that end, I fully endorse raisins as well, for their chewy bites of concentrated sweetness. For staunch raisin-haters, I’d implore you to replace them with diced dried pineapple instead of outright omission.

Most importantly, there’s enough actual carrot content to live up to the name, not just a few token shreds for aesthetics. While this is solidly a dessert, not a health food nor full serving of vegetables, it should at least pay tribute to the supposed star of the show. Woven throughout the lightly spiced crumb, the taproot becomes tender and almost silky after baking, adding richness and moisture, just like the historical uses intended.

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Egg Creams Are No Yolk

What has no eggs and no cream, but is specifically named for them? Despite the misleading moniker, the classic egg cream formula has never contained either. Born in New York in the late 1800’s, it relied on whole milk for creaminess, seltzer for a bit of fizz, and chocolate syrup for that beloved cocoa flavor. Though they fell out of favor along with the demise of soda fountains, I’d like to think this nostalgic treat is primed for making a comeback.

Fizzy Fun

Far lighter than the decadence of a frosty milkshake but with the same sort of flavor, it’s hard to describe the appeal of the egg cream without experiencing it for yourself. Carbonated milk would be a tough sell, even for the most adventurous gastronomes, and yet that’s basically the result. Frothy and creamy, sweet but not cloying, it seems to fall perfectly in step with the seltzer trend still sweeping the nation. In fact, you could happily swap in hard seltzer for a more adult drink.

What’s In A Name?

Given the clear omission of the two headlining ingredients, it’s a bit of a mystery as to how the egg cream ever got such a name. Leading theories include…

  • The Yiddish Twist: Some believe the name comes from a Yiddish wordplay. “Echt” means “genuine” or “real,” while “keem” translates to “cream.” So, “egg cream” could be a playful way of saying “real cream,” even though the drink never actually contained cream.
  • Lost in Translation: Another theory suggests the name stems from a miscommunication. The drink might have been inspired by a Parisian beverage called “chocolat et crème,” and in a Brooklyn accent, “et crème” could have been mispronounced as “egg cream.”
  • The Frothy Connection: Others suggest the name might simply be due to the drink’s appearance. The frothy head created by the seltzer water resembles the texture of beaten egg whites, hence the “egg” in the name.

Essential Ingredients

What we do know for sure is that the actual ingredients are simple and accessible. Naturally, any non-dairy milk is welcome here, based on your personal preference. Oat milk is booming for its velvety texture, making it a top recommendation for this application too.

  1. Chocolate Syrup: Rich and decadent, it provides the base flavor.
  2. Milk: Adds body and a creamy texture.
  3. Seltzer Water: Creates the signature frothy head and delightful fizz.

Note: Chocolate isn’t the only option, though it is the most popular. Any sort of syrup, from peppermint to strawberry, can be added or substituted at will. The only limit is your imagination.

DO Try This At Home

Such a simple concept doesn’t need a formal recipe. There’s no need to measure, but if you want someone to hold your hand through it, here’s what I do. Mix 2 – 3 tablespoons chocolate syrup and 1/4 cup non-dairy milk vigorously in the bottom of a glass, then top it off with seltzer water.

The preparation is as much a part of the experience as the drink itself. Traditionally, soda jerks would expertly pour the ingredients into a tall glass, creating a cascading effect. Then, with a flourish, they’d stir it vigorously with a long spoon, creating a frothy crown of bubbles.

A Bid To Bring Back The Egg Cream

The egg cream endures, hanging on by a thread, poised for renewed mainstream success. It’s a symbol of a bygone era, a time when community gatherings and social interaction centered around shared experiences. In every sip, you can taste the enduring joy of a good, frothy beverage. It’s not just a drink, it’s a piece of our shared history, waiting to bubble up once again.

A Finger On The Pulse Of Purim

Foods of vengeance know no bounds. It’s a well-known fact that we’ll eat Haman’s hat in the form of hamantaschen, but that’s just the start. In Sephardic culture, it’s equally acceptable, if not more celebrated, to eat Haman’s eyes (Moroccan Ojos de Haman), ears (an alternate interpretation for the traditional triangular hamantash), and fingers, too. Cannibalism not withstanding, these bodily baked goods deserve the spotlight just as much in your next mishloach manot.

This time around, I’d like to give the finger to each and every one of you, in the sweetest way possible.

Can’t Lay A Finger On This History

Hailing from Greece and Turkey, Haman’s Fingers are simple yet lavish pastries, reminiscent of single serving baklava. Rolled like cigars, phyllo pastry encases a filling of lightly sweetened chopped nuts, sometimes enriched with dried fruits, and flavored with a delicate hint of citrus, rosewater, and spices. Like the beloved hamantash, however, anything goes when we’re talking about modern interpretations. Coconut, seeds, chocolate, sprinkles; it’s all fair game. Who’s to say what the wicked Haman was really made of, anyway?

Swaps and Substitutions

Everyone should be able to get even with their oppressors and devour their digits. As such, this recipe is fully adaptable to accommodate all diets. Here’s how to make it…

  • Sugar-free: Substitute date sugar for the coconut sugar, or if you want a completely unrefined sweetener, try whole, pitted dates. Simply pulse them in at the same time as the nuts. Omit the optional confectioner’s sugar on top.
  • Nut-free: Seeds are your best friends! Pepitas and sunflower seeds especially make excellent fodder for the filling. Alternately, opt for shredded, unsweetened coconut, crunchy chickpea snacks, crispy rice cereal, or your favorite granola.
  • Gluten-free: Phyllo dough is tough to find without wheat, but even harder to make from scratch. If you’re willing to sacrifice some of that light, flaky texture, gluten-free wonton wrappers are fine substitutions in a pinch.

Chag Purim Sameach!

Make some noise, dress like a demon, and eat your enemies. No one will judge you for such transgressions on purim, especially when the results are so delicious.

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Put A Spring In Your Step

Is it safe to come out yet? Have the icicles melted away, trickling into shallow streams through the dense underbrush? Has the ground thawed to make way for tender green shoots, reemerging after months of sleep? Does it feel like spring out there, or just another day?

No matter the current outlook, I promise, spring is imminent. With the promise of warmth and sunshine just on the horizon, there’s plenty to celebrate alongside the arrival of the vernal equinox. It may or may not seem like it right now, but the wheels are already turning to keep life moving forward, pushing fresh, tender greens back to the surface. From crisp asparagus spears to delicate pea shoots, these early harbingers of the season infuse our dishes with vibrancy that signals the end of winter’s monochrome.

As we stand on the cusp of a new season, our senses awaken to the possibilities that spring brings. From the earthy embrace of early vegetables to the sweet symphony of fruits, each ingredient tells a story of renewal and abundance. Start with a few of my favorite seasonal recipes to put a spring in your step, no matter the weather forecast.

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Bite The Biscuit

Biscuits and gravy are something of an American rite. Deeply embedded in Southern culinary traditions, where resourcefulness and simplicity birthed some of the most iconic comfort foods, it’s a dish that dates back to the founding of the nation. Early settlers, working with minimal, humble ingredients, found a way to transform simple dough and leftover meats into a meal that would warm both body and soul.

A glorious mess on a plate, there’s something inherently irresistible about flaky, buttery pastry drenched in a sea of velvety pan drippings. Now, imagine giving this timeless duo a modern twist, and taking it to go, right in the palm of your hand.

While the sensation is a revelation, the concept is anything but. In fact, it’s barely a recipe at all. More of a craft project than cooking, I simply brought together my umami shiitake gravy and basic flaky biscuits, baking them together in one fell swoop. Locked away within each fluffy biscuit, the gravy becomes a savory surprise, waiting to be discovered.

Biscuits For Days

Though I only have a few biscuit recipes online, they’re easily among of my most popular. If the basics bore you, try these flavorful variations on for size:

Too tired to start from scratch? There’s no shame in using accidentally vegan biscuit dough that’s ready for the oven in seconds.

It’s All Gravy

I’ll forever stand by my shiitake gravy as simply the best topping around, but there are certainly ways to dress it up. Consider adding…

  • For protein: sliced, diced, or crumbled plant-based sausage, baked tofu, tempeh, or TVP
  • For richness: vegan cheese shreds or sour cream
  • For flavor: hot sauce, Cajun seasoning, Italian seasoning, or a splash of wine

Good, To Go

Because comfort should never be confined to a table, a biscuit and gravy hand pie is your passport to indulgence on the go.They’re a tribute to the timeless allure of comfort food, a testament to the boundless possibilities of plant-based cuisine, and, most importantly, a delicious reminder that sometimes the best things in life are truly that simple.

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