Acts of Lasagna

Lasagna is an act of love. Make no mistake, when you sit down to a glorious stack of noodles, red sauce, and cheese, someone is making a statement about their feelings. They’ve chosen to spend a solid chunk of their day planning, prepping, simmering, layering, and baking, all to share something that will disappear in minutes. Even quick fixes or make-ahead recipes declare, loud and clear, “I care about you.”

Love isn’t simple and easy like the movies, though, and a hot, freshly baked slab of lasagna isn’t always within reach. Time and energy for cooking is at a premium, especially for young families as school starts up once again. That doesn’t mean we should make compromises, in showing love, receiving it, or eating homemade lasagna. That’s what skillet lasagna was made for.

Home Skillet

Stack the deck in your favor without making sloppy stacks of noodles that will only be knocked over on the plate. Skillet lasagna keeps everything that matters while cutting out the time-consuming pageantry. Undulating ribbons of broken lasagna noodles tangle within a rich ragu beneath a crown of bubbling, lightly browned melted cheese. Instead of carefully constructing layer upon layer and waiting for the oven to work its magic, the whole thing comes together in under 30 minutes, start to finish, ready to serve right out of the pan.

Mushrooms Over Meat

The real secret to success is the incredible meaty umami imparted by Fungitarian Marinara. Given how unremarkable all of the other ingredients are, I was honestly shocked at the remarkable depth of flavor I found at the end of my fork. These saucy shrooms do the heavy lifting here, bringing a long-simmered complexity that tastes like it should have taken hours to develop. Walnuts and red lentils help complete that meaty sensation with toothsome texture and deeply satisfying protein in spades. It’s the kind of robust gravy that even your Italian nonna would be impressed by.

Use Your Noodles

Just because this dish was inspired by lasagna, it doesn’t mean you need to strictly stick to lasagna noodles. Any pasta will work, really, with my top suggestions being:

  • Mafalda: Short, wide, frilly ribbons that are essentially mini lasagna sheets, I would actually prefer these more than the full-sized version broken into pieces, but they’re more expensive and difficult to find.
  • Pappardelle, linguine, or fettuccini, broken into pieces: Though narrower, you’ll still enjoy a similar experience with small sheets of pasta in every bite.
  • Penne, ziti, rigatoni, or elbows: Any tube shape is ideal for holding more sauce, and this is definitely one saucy dish.

Truly, any noodle you prefer will work, as long as it’s cooked al dente before it hits the skillet. That includes alternatives like gluten-free pasta, high-protein pasta, and whole grain pasta.

Streamlined Solutions

For that matter, you could make this a one-pan meal if you wanted to use no-boil noodles to begin with. While I prefer cooking standard lasagna noodles separately to prevent them from getting mushy, if that extra pot of boiling water is what’s standing between you and a home-cooked dinner, by all means, take the assist when you can. In that case, you’ll want to add the broken no-boil noodles at the same time as the marinara, and increase the amount of broth to 2 1/2 – 3 cups total, adjusting as needed to yield tender pasta and plenty of sauce.

Smart Swaps

Call it “deconstructed” if you’re feeling fancy and don’t be afraid to make it your own! Want it cheesier? Fold extra vegan mozzarella shreds in before broiling, or drop dollops of tofu ricotta on top afterwards. Can’t eat nuts? Substitute crumbled tempeh or in a pinch, omit entirely. I’ve also had fantastic results using Fungitarian Original, and I have a good feeling that Asian Zing or Taco would be excellent candidates when you’re craving something more like a spicy arrabiata sauce.

Say It With Lasagna

Lasagna will always be a dish that comes straight from the heart, no matter what form it takes. I think “acts of lasagna” is my primary love language, since it leaves no room for ambiguity. There’s no second-guessing when someone feeds you lasagna, be it traditional, skillet, shortcut, or somewhere in between. They’re wearing their heart on their sleeve as plainly as the pasta on your plate. Making it more complicated doesn’t make it any better. Even if you’re cooking solo and planning for leftovers, self-love is essential, too. We all deserve more lasagna in our lives.

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Wordless Wednesday: Pizza Face

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Big Night, Small Bites

It doesn’t have to be a “big night” to justify treating yourself to timpano. Even if it’s just a weekday meal for one, there’s no reason why you can’t have exactly what you crave.

For years, I’ve been dazzled by the specter of timpano, just like the rest of the movie-watching world, after seeing the unforgettable unveiling on screen in Big Night. Who could look away as the knife plunged deep into that thick pastry crust, revealing endless layers of pasta, meatballs, salami, eggs, cheese, and red sauce? Given that impossible depth and breadth, I wouldn’t have been surprised to see a whole tomato vine in there, stems, leaves, and all.

What Goes Into Timpano?

It’s like the clown car of foods; it seems to contain much more than could possibly fit inside such a confined space, where truly anything goes. Some versions feature sausage, pepperoni, ricotta, wilted spinach, marinated mushrooms, olives, capers, pickled peppers, sun-dried tomatoes, cubed bread- At some point, you have to wonder if this was just a clever vehicle for repurposing the dregs of the fridge and pantry. The only limit is your appetite.

Unfortunately, for those eating alone, that is a considerable restriction.

How To Make A Tiny Timpano

While I’d relish the opportunity to cook up a few pounds of pasta, throw it into a flaky crust, and go to town, my stomach would hate me for it later. Even for someone who loves gluten, it’s quite the wheat bomb, to say nothing of the absurd serving size. Taming the towering timpano requires more than just downsizing, but significant redesign for a more sound construction.

  • Oversized ziti get replaced with more compact orzo to prevent gaping holes. Any other small pasta shapes like pearl couscous, pastina, or stelline are also fair choices.
  • Trade out the doughy exterior for tender zucchini, lightly roasted for a subtly smoky, charred essence and greater flexibility. Thinly sliced eggplant, yellow summer squash, or red peppers are excellent alternative edible wrappers, and can be used in concert for greater color and flavor.
  • Single serving portions take shape in standard ramekins, no fancy molds needed. Leftovers are a snap to freeze for later enjoyment and can be instantly thawed on demand.

Is A Timpano Of Any Other Size Still As Grand?

I’d answer that with a resounding “yes!” Given that the original dish was named after timpani, AKA kettledrums, I’d like to think that a more creative approach, allowing cooks to march to the beat of their own drums, only serves to better honor the concept. Rather than approaching it as a project, tiny timpanos fit into any schedule or meal plan, especially as an excellent way to use up any odds and ends on hand. Consider the following recipe more of a guideline; any night can be a big night with the right perspective.

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