Wordless Wednesday: Ink and Drink

Fernet & Coke
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Kiwi Tatties
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Love, Through Rosé Colored Glasses

Having reached the ripe old age of 37 with zero romantic prospects, I’m clearly not the person you should be seeking for Valentine’s Day advice. I may not know a thing about conventional relationships, but that doesn’t stop me from celebrating love in all forms. The traditional view of love feels the most foreign to me, defined more by what it isn’t than what it is, reserved for just one, rather than all. Beyond fireworks and butterflies, grand gestures and soul mates, love is in the details; love is as simple as kindness.

Cheers, to All Forms of Love

I’d like to raise a glass to love, to those with and without partners. Even if you’re alone on Valentine’s Day, let’s not forget about self love, which is arguably the most important kind of all. Selfish? Yes, and it’s important to be selfish at times. As many have told me when I grouse about the idea of “deserving” x, y, or z, you can’t pour from an empty cup. To that, I’d suggest you fill your own champagne flute first.

French 75, with a Twist

One of my favorite drinks of the moment is the French 75. Classic, classy, and always welcome at any party, it’s been described as a Tom Collins in a Tuxedo. That is to say, a combination of gin, lemon, and simple syrup topped off with champagne. Variations are endless given that simple start: A French 95 swaps gin for bourbon, and a French 125 opts for cognac instead. Personally, I’d like a rosier outlook for a lovely little indulgence.

The Pink of Perfection

Prickly Pear & Rose Waterloo Gin was the inspiration, lending a floral flavor and tint to the drink. Finishing with sparkling rosé instead of plain Brut Champagne was only natural, softening the hints of juniper to an incredibly nuanced, gently blushing spritz. The prickly pear adds a subtly rounded sweetness, the rose wafts through like perfume on a silk scarf, and the bubbles do what bubbles do best, by lifting everything up.

If Valentine’s Day feels heavy, complicated, or hollow, let this be your permission to reclaim it. Make something beautiful just for yourself. Toast to the people you adore, the ones who lift you up, and the version of you that’s still growing, learning, trying. Love can be as soft as a pink drink in a chilled flute, enjoyed in your own quiet company.

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Gin is In

Texas is no stranger to strong spirits, boasting nearly 200 distilleries statewide, with a clear penchant for whiskey, tequila, and vodka, in that order. Gin isn’t one I initially associate with the Lone Star State, but here in Dripping Springs, Waterloo Gin has planted their flag, extracting the most distinctly Texan brew being bottled today. Juniper is only half of the equation.

What Makes Gin, Gin?

Originally used medicinally to treat everything from indigestion to gout, scurvy, and malaria, the key ingredient granting it these supposedly restorative properties was, and still is, juniper. The name itself is derived from the Dutch word jenever and/or French genièvre, both of which mean “juniper.” It must have a predominant juniper flavor to qualify as gin, and certain styles (like London Dry) lean much more heavily into these evergreen berries.

For ages, I thought I didn’t like gin, because this was the only type I had known. Aggressively resinous, piney, and grassy, it struck me as dilute floor polish mixed with liquefied Christmas trees. To each their own, of course, as this has been the uncontested winning option for centuries, with no sign of flagging in popularity.

Proudly American Gin

Waterloo Gin branched off of Treaty Oak Distillery, gaining roots of its own as the first official brand of gin made in Texas, surprisingly not long ago in 2009. Theirs is a proudly American style, less juniper-forward, sourcing botanicals native to Texas. That means that despite being bottled at 94 proof, it’s remarkably smooth, balanced, and easy to drink. The brand’s flagship Waterloo No. 9 Gin uses nine botanicals, as you may have guessed, including but not limited to lavender, grapefruit, and pecan, all locally sourced. This was the first gin I genuinely enjoyed drinking straight, and even more so when mixed into cocktails.

Neutral Base Spirits, Full-Flavored Results

Limestone-filtered spring water is another key to their success, crafting the cleanest, purest base spirit distilled from corn, which could just as well be sold as upper shelf vodka before infusion. Made in small batches and blended for consistency, they’ve just begun their push further afield for greater distribution in stores across the US. Though the production floor isn’t open to visitors, I was granted a private peek behind the scenes to see how it all happens. Fortunately, the mercantile across the plaza is ready already a destination for all, but more on that in a minute.

The Whiskey of Gin

What immediately captured my attention, and imagination, is their Barrel-Aged Gin. Not just taking a page from whiskey-making but honoring the traditional process, this is what happens when you take the classic No. 9 and age it for two years in new American white oak barrels. Even after a relatively short rest, the transformation is astounding. Gently smokey, honeyed, and sparking with warm spices, it’s unlike any gin or whiskey I’ve ever had, in the best way possible. There’s an uncanny sweetness to it, though absolutely no sugar is involved.

More In Store

Not to tease, but for the real gin and whiskey aficionados, it would serve you well to stay tuned to what Waterloo is working on next. I had the privilege of trying limited runs of gin aged for 4 and 12 years, respectively, that absolutely defy all expectations. Despite being wildly high proof, they’re impossibly smooth sippers. Somehow, notes of vanilla, custard, nutmeg, and mace develop over all those years, tasting almost like eggnog, without a drop of cream or eggs. Incredible sacrifices must be made to reach this level; being stored in an hot rickhouse (where the barrels are kept) without climate control means that aging happens at a faster rate than industry standard, but so does evaporation. By the time you hit the 12th year, very little remains. If these bottles do ever hit the market, expect to pay dearly, because they would be worth every cent.

For a more attainable luxury, don’t forget about the latest addition to the lineup, Prickly Pear & Rose Gin which joined the standard trio in 2025, perfect for anyone craving a lighter touch. Hibiscus, rose, and prickly pear are added to the essential base to create a pink elixir that’s more than just a pretty face. Bright, fruity, and floral, it challenges the status quo of traditional gin with a gentle touch.

New Old Fashioned

The Old Fashioned had been my go-to drink since I first started hitting the bar. The version being served at the mercantile bar here, anchored by Treaty Oak, takes the spirit-forward body, aromatic bitters, the faint glow of citrus, and reframes it through the lens of Waterloo Barrel Aged Gin. Swapping bourbon for this two-year-matured expression doesn’t lighten the drink so much as sharpen it. The gin’s toffee hue, gentle smoke, and spiced depth slip seamlessly into place, creating a cocktail that lands somewhere between the familiarity of whiskey and the brightness of botanicals. An orange twist brings the whole thing into focus, amplifying the gin’s soft vanilla and toasted pecan notes.

The Gin-uine Article

Gin has never been just one thing. It was my mistake to underestimate the category so severely for all this time. Evolving from the crisp austerity of London Dry to the soft, citrus-forward American styles, each bottle reflects the landscape, culture, and imagination of its makers. Waterloo takes this idea and runs with it, rooting their approach in staunchly Texan sensibilities. This new generation of gins don’t take themselves too seriously, and yet turn out serious winners left and right, expanding what the category can be. Waterloo stands as living proof that gin is still evolving, and Texas has something entirely its own to say about it.

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Sleepy Martini

There is no greater tease than the espresso martini. Tall, sleek, and slender, the elegant glass is filled to the brim with dark amber liquid, topped with a velvety crown of foam. The very air around it seems to buzz with the aroma of roasted coffee. Should you succumb to temptation, you’ll get a jolt of caffeine, masking the intoxicating effects of the alcohol. Too boozy for breakfast but too stimulating for a nightcap, this classic cocktail remains firmly out of my reach when adhering to a rational schedule.

Odds Bar & Bistro – Decaf Espresso Martini

Surely, I can’t be the only one that wants to imbibe and still fall asleep at night. And yet, decaf coffee liqueur is simply not a thing. As one of three primary ingredients, this is a problem. There’s also the shot of straight espresso, but how hard is it to swap that for decaf in the first place? Really, it’s such an easy fix, it’s laughable.

When Is A Martini Not A Martini?

One thing that bothers me about the espresso martini, besides mixing uppers and downers, is that it really isn’t a martini at all. By definition, a martini is classically made with gin and dry vermouth, optionally garnished with an olive or a lemon twist. Strong, dry, and served straight up in a chilled martini glass, it’s the consummate definition of elegance.

The only thing that the espresso martini shares, like many other variants that rely on additional flavorings and sweeteners bolstered by vodka, is the glass. This is important to clarify not to belittle the espresso martini, but to free ourselves of the pretense that it must contain x, y, or z. For the espresso martini, there are no rules aside from stemware.

Robust and Relaxing

Writing out a recipe for something so simple feels silly, but I know just as well as anyone that a good recipe doesn’t have to be ground-breaking, ambitious, or even terribly innovative. It has to be delicious, of course, foolproof, and something you’d want to make again and again. That’s the case for this cocktail, which could be cut down to as few as three real ingredients at its core.

That’s part of the appeal, too; something that can be whipped up on the fly, even when your liquor cabinet is mostly empty, when friends show up unannounced, or when you just need something to take the edge off, post haste. This is the one that I’m shaking out more often than not, so I think you might enjoy it, too.

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Pleased as Ponche

Ponche is a lot of things, drawing parallels to innumerable other festive drinks. You could see it as being related to mulled cider, stewed with warm spices and served steaming on cold winter nights. The inclusion of fruits calls to mind sangria, even more so if it happens to be spiked, though more likely with brandy, rum, or tequila than wine. Fruit punch, of course, given that the name translates about the same, has an obvious relation. Mexican ponche, however, is its own unique party starter, even when it defies easy definition.

Paantsch, Ponche, Punch

Ponche has come a long way to reach its current destination as a Latin holiday staple. Originally from India, it was called “paantsch,” meaning “five,” and was accordingly made with five basic ingredients: alcohol, fruit juice, sugar, water, and spices. British sailors became hooked on the brew, bringing it with them on their travels to Europe and the West Indies, adapting it to use local fruits. The Spanish eventually introduced the drink to Mexico, where it was developed into the distinctive drink we know and love today, transformed by the native fruits of the Americas.

Key Ingredients

What makes Mexican ponche special is also what makes it difficult to replicate faithfully in different parts of the world. Key ingredients that may not be as common in US households include:

  • Piloncillo: Unrefined dark brown sugar, often sold in hard cones or blocks, to be chopped, grated, or dissolved in hot liquids, such as this.
  • Tecojotes: AKA Mexican hawthorn, similar to crabapples, they have a sweet and sour tropical flavor, and can be eaten both raw and cooked.

Fortunately, there are as many versions of ponche as there are people that make it, so there’s nothing wrong with a bit of improvising based on availability. This is one of those recipes that’s more like a set of guidelines than rules, open to interpretation as you please.

Serves You Right

Both a drink and a snack, a huge asset to busy hosts is the way it’s served as is, whole fruits and all. Guests can help themselves while the pot simmers gently on the stove, infusing the whole house with citrus and spice. Whether you chose to spike it or not, it’s sure to raise spirits with just one sip.

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Devil’s Advocate

Deviled eggs are the ultimate in classy party food. With the air of high society and the accessibility of middle class, they’re just fancy enough to pass through both worlds with equal esteem. Popularized in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, they possess a certain retro chic while remaining a timeless staple. Hosts so well equipped as to own designated deviled egg trays, dimpled with indents specifically designed to cradle the elegant halves, clearly have it together.

The Devil That You Know

For all their enduring charm, deviled eggs are ripe for reinvention. This holiday season, I’d invite you to go one step further than crafting a vegan version. Lean into vintage cocktail kitsch and a healthy dose of playful absurdity with Deviled Eggnog Jello Shots; a boozy, bite-sized tribute to tradition with a twist. Surprisingly sweet for their savory appearance, they’re the kind of festive fun that keeps guests talking long after the last toast.

Sweet, Spiked, and Surprisingly Light

Much lighter than the conventional mug of heavy cream and whole eggs, these delicate, jiggly bites could be considered a smart approach to portion control, not to mention a far healthier alternative to the former cholesterol bomb. Airy egg whites made from vegan nog, spiked with light rum for a gentle buzz, become the convincing cushion to golden turmeric-infused coconut whipped cream. The effect is complete, and completely convincing, especially when sprinkled with a touch of ground nutmeg to garnish.

Achieving Egg-celence

Before you ask, yes, it’s worth investing in an egg-shaped silicone mold. If not for this treat, consider all the other egg-centric events when it will come in handy. Sure, you can use regular old plastic shot cups, but how many opportunities do you have to go all-out? Celebrate Christmas to the fullest, treat your friends and family to a slightly eccentric sweet surprise, and indulge in a new way to nog!

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