Propose A Toast

Quinoa, the superfood darling that’s taken the world by storm, isn’t the first thing you’d think of when it comes to dessert. Sure, there are plenty of wholesome quinoa puddings more akin to oatmeal than custard, and baked goods made with quinoa flour ground so finely you’d never know it was there. If you search for “quinoa cakes”, you’ll pull up hits for savory patties served on a bun with lettuce and tomato. Though I have no doubt that would be delicious, I’m more interested in the sweeter side of this pseudocereal right now.

Toasted Quinoa Pound Cake is an understated sensation for every occasion. You’d be forgiven for thinking it was a flat quick bread at a glance, fashioned into a loaf and cut into thick slices.

Whole grains aren’t exactly synonymous with decadence, and that’s not a knock on the concept either. In the face of holiday excess, I’d rather a less opulent indulgence to quell sweet cravings. However you want to rationalize it, you’ve got it. Everyone knows that quinoa is high in protein and fiber; it’s a much smarter, more satisfying choice than another slice of pumpkin pie! There’s no fooling the avid sweet tooth, though; a fair measure of sugar means there’s no mistaking a slice for an austere energy bar.

Why and How to Toast Quinoa

Much like the difference between sugar and caramel, it all starts with the same ingredient and differs with technique. Toasting quinoa unlocks a whole new depth of flavor, enhancing its inherent nutty, cereal notes, all while transforming it from pale beige to golden-brown. This process also removes moisture to give it a crunchy exterior. From there, it can be used as a substitute for breadcrumbs, topping for salads, mix-in for granola, and in my kitchen, an addition to cake batter.

There’s more than one way to toast quinoa…

The “best” approach is whichever method you’re willing to try!

  • In the oven: Preheat your oven to 375 degrees and line a sheet pan with a silicone baking mat. Spread out your cooked quinoa in as thin a layer as possible. Bake for 30 minutes, stirring every 10 minutes.
  • On the stove top: Place the cooked quinoa in a large non-stick pan with a splash of olive oil. Cook over medium heat, stirring frequently, for 10 – 15 minutes.

Let cool and store in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 5 days. It will soften over time but still be much more flavorful than plain cooked quinoa.

Serving Suggestions

As an everyday snacking cake, there’s nothing wrong with grabbing a slice without any fanfare. Its simplicity is a big part of its charm. Dense and tender, the crumb has a uniquely chewy quality to it, both soft and sturdy at the same time. Flecked with orange zest and a touch of almond extract, it can also play nicely with just about anything else you throw at it. I have yet to find a bad combination, but a few of my favorite suggestions include:

  • Top with whipped coconut cream and fresh berries. Add an extra sprinkle of citrus zest for flare.
  • Toast and smear with peanut butter.
  • Spoon cranberry sauce, apple compote, or orange marmalade on the side.
  • Use for making French toast.
  • Scoop ice cream on top and make a sundae.
  • Waffled and drizzled with maple syrup.

Quinoa pound cake is the unpretentious baked good that can show up at any party unannounced, without a making scene. When you want something that lands squarely between a treat and a healthy snack, as part of or an antidote to holiday festivities, this one recipe can do it all.

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Micromanagement

Bigger isn’t always better. Despite the incessant urging to scale up, go big or go home, and supersize me, there’s wisdom in thinking small. Small is approachable, unintimidating; small tasks are easier to check off than more sizeable to-dos, but every bit as satisfying to cross off the list.

Miniature Cookies For Maximum Enjoyment

Most bakeries are pushing in the opposite direction, cranking out monstrous treats that could sustain an active adult for a full day. Speaking as an inactive quasi-adult that likes to snack, teeny, tiny cookies are more my speed. Long before Trader Joe’s got on board and launched their version, my Microchip Cookies were already in the oven. Inspired by the size of Cookie Crisp cereal, honed by a taste for buttery decadence, each mini morsel satisfies like a whole Tollhouse behemoth. Sweetened with warm brown sugar, mini chocolate chips speckle the batter for a blast of nostalgic flavor. The combination is far from earthshaking, which is a large part of the appeal. You’ll never be disappointed when you just want a smidgen of home-style comfort.

Big Benefits

The benefits of downsizing your baked goods are multitudinous. I’m not talking about health benefits, although I’d argue they’re proven mood-boosters, but more about the quality of life benefits that come with working on the micro level.

  • Faster bake time: You can whip up dozens of treats in minutes, with little cooling time needed, too.
  • Better portions: Go ahead, eat 4 – 6 cookies at a time! That’s equal to roughly 1 standard chocolate chip cookie when you add them all together.
  • Share the love: Great for gifting, it’s easy to dress up a small handful of mini cookies in a nice gift pouch to treat your loved ones, while still minding your budget.

Sweet Swaps

Like the best chocolate chip cookie recipes, this one is entirely open to creative interpretation. The smaller output does limit the types of mix-ins that would fit, but you have so many other options to consider.

  • Chocolate chips: Since I first started making these, Enjoy Life unleashed mini white chocolate chips, which is somewhat of a game-changer. I love using these instead and spiking the dough with fresh lime or lemon zest for brighter flavor. Alternately, try chocolate sprinkles, cacao nibs, or finely shaved dark chocolate if you can’t get any mini chips.
  • Brown sugar: Dark brown sugar is key for that homemade chocolate chip cookie taste, but you can use coconut sugar or date sugar for a lower glycemic option.
  • Vanilla extract: Splurge on vanilla bean paste for a bigger flavor impact, or take this treat in a different direction with root beer extract, chocolate extract, peppermint extract, or any other concentrated baking emulsion you’ve got. Don’t be afraid to split the measure between two or more options to add complexity.

Baking Up Magic

Though modeled after the classic, Microchip Cookies are not just shrunken versions of their traditional counterparts; they have a unique charm that’s hard to resist. The ratio of crisp exterior to soft interior shifts accordingly, offering a perfect balance of crunchy and chewy textures in the very same mouthful. For anyone torn between doughy cookies and crisp ones, there’s no need to compromise when you can have both at once.

Serving Smiles

While I couldn’t resist serving mine en masse in a bowl of oat milk to feed my inner child, the diminutive size of these cookies makes them a perfect fit for many other serving suggestions. Snacking out of hand is my go-to, of course, but they’re also right at home…

  • On a dessert charcuterie board
  • As part of a cookie gift box or platter
  • Floating in a cup of coffee or hot cocoa

A little bit goes a long way here. A handful of basic ingredients and a little bit of patience reap great rewards. No matter how you enjoy them, or who you enjoy them with, these little sweets add up in a big way.

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Brain-Eating Vegan Zombies

Legend has it that vegan zombies only eat grains, making them less of a threat to humanity than conventional omnivores. That may be true of the old-school undead, but times have changed. If we can have nearly identical analogues for steak and seafood, why wouldn’t we be able to upgrade to plant-based brains, too?

This decadent brain food pâté is scary delicious. Creamy, firm but spreadable, buttery and subtly savory, brains are a delicacy unlike any other. The addition of blood-red sriracha on top introduces a spicy, tangy element that makes it truly irresistible. Heat from the chili peppers and acidity from the vinegar play off the richness of the brainy base. You might end up fighting the zombies off to go back for seconds and thirds yourself.

What Are Brain Foods?

Brain food pate is more than just a fun Halloween party starter; it has real brain-boosting nutrition behind it! A varied diet is key for reaping the greatest nutritional rewards, but certain foods in particular have been shown to have a greater impact on our cognitive abilities, such as understanding and processing new information, plus maintaining memory and concentration. This pate isn’t just brainy in appearance, but a smart choice for your health!

  • Nuts and Seeds: Walnuts are particularly beneficial in this category, packed with protein and omega fatty acids. Protein builds brain cells, amino acids help them communicate, and omega fatty acids keep things humming.
  • Beans: All legumes are like the support crew for your brain, supplying fiber, B vitamins, and those omega fatty acids. Fiber offers steady energy, B vitamins aid memory, and omega fatty acids keep your brain sharp.
  • Beets: These earthy root vegetables fight inflammation, pack in antioxidants, and amp up blood flow, all of which help boost brainpower.

For those who want to take brain-boosting nutrition to the next level, alongside delicious dishes like this pâté, check out these brain and body supplements from Performance Lab. They feature clean formulas with key nutrients such as plant-based omega-3s and advanced vitamins and minerals asan easy way to support cognitive function, in addition to a smart diet.

Big Brain Ideas and Adaptations

There’s a wide range of brains out there; big, small, sweet, and bitter. Use your own intellect to customize shapes and flavors to your own personal preferences.

  • Nut-free: Swap the walnuts for sunflower seeds. If you want an even more haunting color, add a pinch of baking soda to turn those seeds green!
  • Not spicy: For the more timid of palate, feel free to omit the sriracha and serve your brains plain, or use mild cocktail sauce instead.
  • Hip to be square: If you need a less gruesome presentation for the office potluck or a less appropriate holiday, like Christmas or Hannukah, set the pate in a simple square baking dish, rather than a brain jello mold.

Serving Suggestions

Don’t be a halfwit by serving up brains with no accoutrements.

  • Something as simple as crackers and vegetable crudites will do just fine.
  • Soft bread would also be a welcome foundation for this schmear, enjoyed solo or turned into a fully stacked sandwich.
  • Briny pickles, such as cornichons (small cucumbers), cocktail onions, or pickled peppers help balance the richness of the pâté with contrast acidity and crunch.
  • Serve up slabs of brain on salad plates for a formal first course, nestled into mixed greens to provide a crisp, refreshing element.
  • Wine pairing are always welcome, particularly a crisp white wine, a light rosé, or a sparkling champagne to cleanse the palate between bites. Contrary to popular belief, a nice Chianti would be quite overpowering.

Vegan zombie fam, I’ve got you this Halloween. Stop settling for bland grains, when you can have genuine brains in all their glory. It’s simply a smarter choice for your health and happiness.

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Truffle Hunting

Truffles are as old as dirt, at least when referring to the prized fungus known worldwide for its heady umami aroma. Chocolate truffles, fashioned after this rare prize, are a relatively recent innovation. Legend has it that the rich confections we know and love were originally created by accident, sometime between 1890 and 1920. French chef Auguste Escoffier is often credited as the first to mistakenly pour hot cream over chocolate chunks instead of sugar and eggs, intending to make a classic pastry cream. Personally, I have my doubts about the veracity of this claim, but his renowned patisserie certainly did kick-start their astronomic rise in popularity.

The word “truffle” comes from a Latin word tūber or the Vulgar Latin tufera, meaning “swelling” or “lump.” Especially when rolled in cocoa powder, evoking a fresh coating of dirt, their striking likeness to mushrooms easily explains the name. While I’ve previously worked to bridge the gap between candy and spore, I now have a new secret ingredient in my arsenal: Sugimoto Shiitake Powder.

Foraging for Flavor

As autumn paints the world with its warm hues and Halloween approaches, it’s the perfect time to forage for mushrooms and indulge in sweet treats alike. Bringing together the richness of chocolate, the nuttiness of walnuts, the earthy sweetness of dates, and the unique umami notes of shiitake powder, these mushroom-shaped truffles are the epitome of fall charm, both in taste and presentation.

Sweet, Salt, and Savory

At the heart of these exquisite truffles lies Sugimoto Shiitake Powder, a secret ingredient that elevates the flavors to a new level. Made from carefully selected shiitake mushrooms, this powder infuses the truffles with a subtle umami taste, without inherent mushroom-y flavor, adding depth and complexity that’s both surprising and pleasing to the palate. It harmonizes with the delicate touch of miso paste, lending a subtly salty finish, punctuating the whole mouthful with a bold flourish.

Easy and Adaptable

While the novelty of having a mushroom-shaped chocolate truffle is a large part of the visual appeal, you could certainly keep it simple and make traditional, stemless rounds instead. What’s more, you can use this basic formula as your palate to paint with a wide range of complimentary flavors, such as:

  • Orange zest
  • Mint extract
  • Pumpkin spice
  • Instant coffee powder
  • Powdered raspberries

To infuse your truffles with a touch of fall and Halloween spirit, consider lightly dusting the mushroom caps with cinnamon or powdered sugar. These subtle additions evoke the essence of autumn leaves and festive celebrations.

Smarter Sweets for Halloween

These wholesome treats aren’t just a delicious indulgence; they’re also a healthier alternative to store-bought Halloween candy. Perfect for serving at parties, these truffles are bound to bewitch the taste buds while keeping sugar in check.

Each little bite packs in immense chocolate flavor, with the caramel-sweetness of dates for body. They’re easy to sink your teeth into thanks to their genuinely fudgy texture, set off by a satisfying crunch from your “stem” of choice. Both elegant and whimsical, decadent and wholesome, umami truffles are the best of all worlds, sweet, savory, and salty alike.

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Day Of The Tentacle

Described by some as the Japanese version of Thanksgiving and Halloween combined, Obon is the midsummer celebration of life, remembering those who have passed, and to show gratitude for the everyday gifts often taken for granted. While each region may celebrate Obon in its own distinctive way, one thing remains constant: the integral role of food in fostering a sense of togetherness and community.

At the heart of Obon festivities, takoyaki emerges as a culinary delight that encapsulates the spirit of this joyous occasion. Otherwise known as “octopus balls,” takoyaki is a unique creation that tantalizes taste buds with its savory and crispy exterior, revealing a warm and tender surprise within. The combination of flavors and textures makes it a true gastronomic delight and an essential part of the Obon experience.

Origin Of Takoyaki

It’s hard to imagine a Japanese festival without revelers walking the streets with hands full of takoyaki skewers, but it’s a relatively recent innovation. Takoyaki as we know it dates back to Osaka in the 1930s, where it originated as a twist on akashiyaki, an egg-rich dumpling stuffed with chopped octopus. With time, more mix-ins joined the batter, such as konjac, chopped scallions, red pickled ginger, tempura flakes, all manner of seafood, and in more modern renditions, even chunks of cheese.

Takoyaki owes its distinctive taste and texture to its key ingredient, octopus, which is finely chopped and mixed with a batter made of flour, eggs, and dashi broth. Cooked in specially designed takoyaki pans with half-spherical molds, these bite-sized morsels emerge from the hot iron as perfectly golden spheres, creating an ideal contrast of crispy outside and soft yet chewy interior.

How to Make Vegan Takoyaki

If you’re sitting there thinking, “well, that doesn’t sound very vegan-friendly,” you’re right! It may seem like quite a task to remove all the animal products, but it’s a lot easier than you’d think. Shirataki noodles, made from glucomannan, which is fiber that comes from the konjac plant, has a unique bouncy texture that mimics the mouthfeel of cooked octopus surprisingly well. Black salt adds an eggy flavor to the batter, while miso incorporates a subtle umami taste.

For the sake of simplicity, sweet American BBQ sauce is a close dupe for Japanese takoyaki sauce, and a drizzle of creamy mayo is always invited to the party. Each bite encapsulates a harmonious medley of flavors, showcasing the savory batter and fillings, the sweet tanginess of the sauce, and the rich indulgence of the mayo.

Making Takoyaki at Home

There are special takoyaki pans you can buy, made for cooking over a hot grill or open fire, or more user-friendly electric models made for plug-and-play convenience. What I find striking is that few people make the connection between takoyaki and Danish aebleskiver pans. Designed precisely for making round griddled pancakes, they’re ideal for takoyaki, too.

Takoyaki holds a special place in the hearts of those who partake in Obon celebrations. As families and communities gather to honor their loved ones, the act of sharing takoyaki becomes a bonding experience, fostering a sense of togetherness and continuity. The sizzling of the batter as it hits hot takoyaki pans is part of the background music that brings the scene to life, like something out of a movie, but better. Food allows us to recreate that feeling anywhere in the world, which is what makes takoyaki so special, whether you can celebrate Obon in person or at home.

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Flat-Out Fantastic Lahmacun

Must we describe every topped flatbread in the world as some form of a pizza? It’s a helpful cultural touchstone that’s easily understood, but does a grave injustice to every minimally related dish. Lahmacun shares this overly simplified description, but make no mistake about it: We’re not in Italy anymore, Toto.

What Is Lahmacun?

Whether it’s technically Turkish or Armenian is still hotly debated. Regardless, Lahmacun comes from the Arabic words “lahm,” meaning meat, and “macun,” meaning paste. Alternative spellings are “lamejun,” “lahmajin” and “lahmajun,” just to be clear. Typically beef or lamb is ground or finely chopped with vegetables and herbs to create this iconic “meat paste” that gets spread onto very thinly rolled circles of dough. In this case, tempeh is our protein of choice, enhanced by the naturally umami flavors of Sugimoto shiitake powder.

Not All Shiitake Powder Is Created Equal

That’s why Sugimoto is the only brand I’d trust for the job. Theirs is made of pure, dried shiitake mushrooms and absolutely nothing else. Their unique drying process concentrates all the natural umami compounds to make the overall taste sensation even more concentrated, making it a potent flavor booster for all kinds of dishes. Adding shiitake powder ultimately creates a more satisfying and complex dish, plant-based or otherwise.

Furthermore, the presence of amino acids like glutamic acid in shiitake mushrooms can also contribute to their meaty flavor. These same amino acids are found in meat, which is why shiitake powder can be a great option for adding depth and richness to vegan recipes. Tempeh, which is made of fermented soy beans, may not sound like a natural substitute for ground meat, but some sort of kitchen alchemy occurs when this secret ingredient hits the pan.

Tips For Success

Don’t be daunted if this is your first try making lahmacun. It’s an incredibly simple recipe that can be mastered with little effort.

  • The meat paste topping and dough can both be made in advance. The topping can keep in an airtight container in the fridge for up to 1 week, or frozen for up to 6 months. The dough can be kept in a lightly greased ziptop bag or covered bowl in the fridge for up to 5 days. That way, you can simply assemble and eat when hunger strikes.
  • To make this recipe easier, you can start with 1 pound of prepared pizza dough rather than making your own from scratch.
    • In a pinch, you can even use flour tortillas to skip the rolling step entirely, but reduce the oven temperature to 375 degrees so they don’t burn.
  • When rolling out the dough, think “crackers” rather than “pizza.” The crusts need to be super thin, as thin as you can possibly make them, to get a perfectly crisp, crunchy bite all the way through. The exact size and shape isn’t as important as the thickness, which should be around 1/8th of an inch. You can use your fingers to pull and stretch it too.
  • I like to roll my dough out directly on an ungreased piece of parchment paper, flouring only the top of the dough. That way, it sticks to the sheet and not the rolling pin, helping it to keep its shape instead of immediately springing back.
  • Leftover, fully baked lahmacun can be frozen once cooled. To reheat, toss them back into a 400-degree oven for 5 – 8 minutes, until hot and crisp.

Leftover Topping Ideas

A little bit goes a long way for these super thin and crispy flatbreads! You may end up with more topping than you can spread over your dough, which is a great “problem” to have. There’s no end to the possible uses for such a versatile component.

  • Dumplings: Wrap up a spoonful in wonton wrappers and steam, saute, or fry your way to dumpling delight.
  • Pasta Sauce: Consider this the meat component of your favorite ragu. Add diced tomatoes and simmer until thick.
  • Tacos: Grab your tortillas and load them up with this meatless filling, pico de gallo, guacamole, shredded cabbage, and anything else you’d like at this instant fiesta.
  • Meatballs: Mix in seasoned breadcrumbs until the mixture holds together, then shape it into walnut-sized balls. Sear before adding to your favorite al dente pasta and sauce.
  • Stuffed Peppers: Slice off the tops of your bell peppers, fill with the seasoned meatless mixture, cover with foil, and bake at 400 degrees for 25 – 30 minutes. Uncover, sprinkle with shredded vegan cheese, and bake for another 5 – 10 minutes, until melted and browned.

What makes lahmacun so special is its balance of flavors and textures. The thin, crispy bread provides a perfect contrast to the rich, savory meat topping, while the fresh parsley and tangy tomatoes add brightness and acidity to the dish. Fragrant spices give lahmacun a warm, aromatic quality that makes it both comforting and complex.

Lahmacun is often served as street food in Turkey, where it’s eaten folded up like a taco. Popular as an appetizer, snack, or entree, you can easy enjoy it straight out of the oven or with a variety of condiments, such as lemon wedges, pickled vegetables, or garlic sauce. Whatever you do, just don’t call it pizza. Lahmacun is a true culinary treasure as a wholly unique, distinctive dish that’s well worth the effort of making it right.

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