We’re All Mad About Tea Here

Coming from a long line of tea-lovers, it’s no surprise that I was enamored with matcha and rooibos long before finding an affinity for coffee, too. Once I got a Nespresso machine to make instant espresso shots at home, the balance shifted significantly. It’s hard to compete with that level of convenience, consistency, and ease. Still, nothing can replace the craftsmanship of delicate Jasmine or bold earl grey. Thankfully, you don’t have to. Mad Tea is the brilliant solution that makes no compromises.

Sealed in fully compostable Nespresso Original Line capsules, Mad Tea is the first of its kind in many ways. No measuring, no steeping, no plastic trash; it really is the complete package. What grabbed my attention first, however, was the ability to make a fully vegan Thai tea latte in under 30 seconds. In fact, that’s true of all the flavors. The entire array is vegan, gluten-free, tree nut- and peanut-free, kosher, and even packed in separate facilities from all dairy ingredients! What more could you ask for in an afternoon (or evening) pick-me-up?

On that note, a big benefit to branching out from the usual Nespresso pods is that there are more low- and no-caffeine options to suit all times of day. Especially as I get older, I can’t expect to keep drinking rocket fuel and then sleep soundly later. Switching to tea pods not only satisfies my craving for a warm, comforting beverage but also allows me to enjoy my drinks without the jittery aftermath that often accompanies high-octane energy drinks, natural or otherwise.

Most importantly, it’s genuinely some of the best tea I’ve had outside of a cafe. There are currently eight flavors, spanning the globe for tea varietals:

  • Brown Sugar Milk Tea – Smooth and rounded, creamy and sweet. Ideal for making boba tea.
  • Chai Tea – Like pumpkin spice but better, folding cardamom, cinnamon, ginger, and cloves into every harmonious sip.
  • Matcha Tea – Rich, bold, and subtly grassy. Genuine matcha with body and froth, not some pale, generic “green tea” blend.
  • Chamomile Lavender Tea – Gentle, soothing, and clean, with a slightly herbaceous quality. Very relaxing and easy to drink.

  • Jasmine Milk Tea – Both calming and invigorating, highly aromatic with the scent of fresh blossoms and cut grass. Delicate yet luscious at any temperature.
  • Peach Oolong Tea – Remarkable juicy, fresh peach flavor. Perfectly sweetened, nothing else needed, brilliant both hot and cold.
  • Thai Tea – Vibrant orange from strong black tea, blended with star anise, cardamom, and a hint of vanilla. It begs for a splash of condensed coconut milk to complete the classic presentation.
  • Earl Grey Tea – Bright and zesty, with the essence of orange on a base of robust black tea.

For the indecisive, you can get a variety pack to try one of each, ensuring that every craving is covered.

Go on, get mad; to taste Mad Tea is to love it. Thankfully, you can use the code BITTERSWEET to save 10% through Madtea.com and keep it flowing.

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Ice Capades

I probably think about ice more than the average person. Yes, ice; that naturally occurring phenomenon of water reaching 32° Fahrenheit (or 0° Celsius) degrees and transforming into a solid state of matter. It’s incredible, if you stop to consider, how humans have managed to harness this power and put it in the hands of anyone with access to electricity. If you have a working freezer, you already have ice, wanted or not, chilling on the shelves. So ubiquitous that it’s not even considered as a component of a recipe, lower on the ingredient hierarchy than the optional salt, it’s an insult that this modern marvel gets such disrespect.

I won’t bore you with a glacially slow history of ice. Rather, I want to highlight how cool ice really is, and how the quality of ice has a huge impact on the overall eating and drinking experience. I may or may not be able to chill out on the puns, but good ice is snow joke!

Quality AND Quantity

Much as been made in recent years about the volume of ice in drinks. Increasingly price-conscious consumers see all that space in their glasses taken up by flavorless frozen water and are crying foul. Where’s the rest of the order that should theoretically occupy that void?

The thing is, that’s not the way an iced beverage works. Ice, by design and by nature, melts. A properly composed drink takes this into account, factoring in the amount of dilution ice will cause and calibrating the concentration of the added liquid accordingly. That’s why a good iced latte is made with strong espresso, while iced coffee should be poured over coffee cubes to maintain the same bold flavor.

Certain cocktails are just a mixture of liquors; without a good measure of ice, that would be straight firewater. In other cases, when a stronger drink is desired or more juices and syrups are involved, that’s where cocktail shakers come in handy, straining out the excess ice to prevent the flavor from changing beyond a certain standard.

The shape and size of the ice makes a big impact on the amount that should be used as well.

Shaping Up Nicely

Being that it’s the frozen state of liquid H2O, ice can be in any shape imaginable. I personally own at least three or four dozen different ice cube trays that range from hearts to skulls and everything in between. In terms of common makes and models, there’s still a dizzying array of ice to cut through. The biggest differences have more to do with the freezing method than the final form.

  • Crescent Ice: These are half-moon cubes that home freezers with built-in ice makers churn out 24/7. I have little opinion about them, personally. They do their job dutifully, unbothered by aesthetics. These will always be cloudy. (More on that later.)
  • Bullet Ice: If you host a lot of parties and need to keep the ice flowing, you probably have a stand-alone ice maker that delivers these cylinder-shaped pieces on demand. They’re formed on metal tubes, with frozen water building up around the sides, creating an indentation in the centers.

  • Nugget Ice: Known by some as “Sonic Ice,” these are the gold standard for chewable ice. Thin sheets of ice are frozen and scraped together repeatedly to form compact, 1-cm bites that have a similar texture to hard shaved ice. Nugget ice machines sit in the upper price range for most consumers, but there’s a very affordable loophole. If you have a Sonic location nearby, you can buy a 10 lb bag of packed ice from the drive-thru for around $3 – 5.
  • Square Ice: These familiar 1-inch cubes are the workhorses of the bar. They chill drinks effectively without melting too quickly, making them ideal for a wide range of cocktails. Larger cubes, about 2 inches square, melt slower than standard cubes, perfect for sipping on neat liquors or spirit-forward cocktails on the rocks without watering them down.

  • Spherical: Seamless round orbs add a touch of sophistication to any drink. Spheres have a smaller surface area compared to their volume, so they melt even slower than large square cubes. Plus, it’s hard to beat that visual appeal.

Clear As Day

Perhaps you’ve noticed that the ice cubes from your home freezer or ice maker are cloudy, whereas they’re perfectly clear in most restaurants and cafes. What gives? For such a simple question, the answer is a bit complicated.

Cloudy ice can contain minerals and trapped air, which can impart unwanted flavors and textures. However, even if you start with purified water, boiled tap water, hot water, or cold water, the very same hazy finish comes to the fore. The issue stems from microscopic air bubbles trying to get out as the water molecules draw tighter and tighter together. Household freezers pump out cold air from all sides to work more efficiently, setting the outer layer of water first, which then traps all the air bubbles in the center. The only way to ensure complete clarity is through directional freezing.

There are gadgets and DIY solutions to make your own directional freezing chamber, but I won’t lie, it takes a lot of patience and freezer real estate to work.The basic idea is that you insulate all but one side of the ice you’re creating so it’s forced to freeze only from the top down. You can then cut off the impurities than end up at the bottom.

I adore clear ice, notice and appraise it every time I order a drink at the bar, but this is too much of a commitment, even for me. Some things are best left to the professionals.

Frozen Assets

This isn’t even the tip of the iceberg. We could still talk about crushed ice, luxury ice stamps, hand-carved artisan ice cubes, reusable ice cubes or “whiskey stones,” herbal and floral infused ice cubes, shot glasses made from ice… You see what I mean? Before hell freezes over, I should probably wrap things up.

Does anyone really need to think this much about ice? Maybe not. You don’t need to be an ice fanatic to enjoy it, as all people should be so fortunate on these brutal summer days. Even cloudy crescent ice is still good ice in my book. Just take a closer look next time you pour yourself a drink and appreciate what’s in your glass.

Disco Never Dies

Inspiration strikes in the most unexpected places, and for Disco Lemonade, it began with a traffic jam.

Rush hour is an all day affair lately, as construction on already congested roads reduces three lanes down to a single-file funereal procession. If it’s not raining, or foggy, or dark, and no one has any accidents, we’re talking about an extra 20 minutes to crawl one mile. Mentally prepared or not, it’s a slog. The only thing you can do to stay rage-free is immerse yourself in an audio distraction. For me, that’s one specific alt radio station that usually hits a good blend of new and nostalgic, but sometimes sounds like a broken record.

A Drink Inspired By Driving (Not At The Same Time)

If I had a nickle for every time I was subjected to Marcy Playground’s Sex And Candy in a one week period, maybe I could afford a chauffeur service to save me from this mess. Again and again, I just kept thinking about…

And then there she was, in platform double suede
Yeah, there she was
Like disco lemonade

What’s The Meaning Of Disco Lemonade?

“Disco lemonade” in the context of this song means nothing. There’s no deeper significance beyond sounding cool. Despite how captivating it sounds, only a few ventured to make cocktails based on this passing reference after the fact.

How To Make A Disco Lemonade

Online recipes keep it very simple; generally 3/4 of the glass is filled with regular old lemonade, then topped off with vodka for potency, and often blue curacao for both that alluring color and sweet-tart citrus flavor. That’s all well and good, but how can you possibly have a disco without some sparkle? Edible drink glitter is absolutely essential for crafting a cocktail true to the name, if you ask me. To really highlight that glitz and glamour, sparkling water flavored with lemon helps convey the concept without all the extra sugar, keeping all the whole drink shimmering as it effervesces.

Flavor Variations

There’s more than one way to disco, of course. Blue curacao has a distinctly bitter edge that may be off-putting, so it’s easy to swap that out for less polarizing liqueurs. Here’s your quick swap-out guide:

  • Pink Disco Lemonade: Cherry Brandy
  • Disco Orangeade: Grand Marnier
  • Classic Disco Lemonade: Limoncello
  • Disco Appleade: Apple Schnapps

For a simple drink that makes you get up and want to dance, look no further than the previously fictitious Disco Lemonade. Bright, vibrant, and just a bit flamboyant, it’s worth wading through traffic to enjoy back at home.

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