…Dear BitterSweet!
Unbelievable but true, my baby has outgrown its diapers and training wheels, moving up in the world as a full-fledged toddler with four full years under its belt. No longer so uncertain on its feet, this humble little blog always surprises me at how strong it can be- And what sturdy support it has to fall back on when it isn’t. Not for a second did I imagine that it would still be around today, that I would still feel a passion for logging my crafts and recipes, putting my work on public display. Though the basic concept and look has changed significantly, it’s still the same creation beneath it all, and I still return to it for the same reason I always have and will: Because of you. My readers. I said this before but I’ll say it again, because I simply can’t stress how crucial a role you play in keeping BitterSweet alive and kicking. No matter if you’re one of my silent lurkers or vociferous regulars or fair weather blog buddies, I love you guys. Thanks for lending an ear, speaking up, helping out, and making the blogosphere a community where I feel safe and accepted, free to say it like it is. You guys rock.
But enough with the serious talk, I have some pure silliness to share! After saving up the most absurd and ridiculous searches that led some misguided folk to the blog, I finally have a plethora of bizarre search terms to give you a good laugh. Without any editing or further ado, My favorite picks from year four are…
what should we eat to become black eye
i crochet so i don’t kill people
to tie up his hose
pictures of real life canibalisim
how to make cocoa leaf into cocaine powder
pizza with a face “don’t eat me i love you”
melty pudding porno
lumpy separated pudding wrong error
malicious bunny
fuck +frosted
….I sure wonder if these people ever found what they were looking for. Perhaps not as crazy as previous years (I wasn’t checking as much, truth be told), but still worth a decent chuckle, right?
But you know, it just wouldn’t be a birthday party without presents, so I’d like to give you one! Actually, I’d like to give two of you lovely readers out there a Cup-a-Cake individual cupcake holder! Perhaps not the most exciting present, but I’ve had them rattling around in my baking drawer for ages, and I just don’t think I’m ever going to use them. Both are in pink, never before used… But if you play your cards right, I might just send them off with a trial run cupcake inside… You know, just to make sure they work properly. If you’d like one, just leave me a comment by midnight (EST) of February 16th, and tell me what you want to see in the coming year BitterSweet. More/less… reviews, recipes, weird stories, craft patterns, photography tips? Something I haven’t tried yet? Don’t be afraid to just shout it out!
But really, four whole years… They do grow up fast.