Please don’t call the authorities, but I think I may have just robbed a sandwich shop.
It was an accident, I swear. My intentions were good through the entire transaction, my demeanor nonthreatening, the cashier entirely unconcerned by my presence. It was all so mundane, so unremarkable that I might have forgotten the whole scene by tomorrow if not for that one sticky detail. All I wanted was a sandwich, an honest meal after a long day. Something easy and fast, unchallenging flavors to soothe the ache of comfort food cravings. Indeed, I got precisely that; a glorious banh mi, decked out in crisp pickled vegetables and beautifully burnished lemongrass tofu.
In five minutes flat, from the moment I burst through the door at Cam Huong, my order was ready, stuffed to bursting with bean curd still warm from the fryer. I raced home, cradling my treasure close to my chest, like a precious baby swaddled in deli paper. Only after I tore through the wrapping paper and took my first monstrous bite did I realize my potentially larcenous predicament. Checking my wallet, only three one-dollar bills were missing. That wouldn’t even be enough to cover the tip for most bay area meals. How could that possibly suffice for a full 8 inches of sub satisfaction? Even a prepackaged gas station peanut butter and jelly sandwich would command a 5-spot, at least.
I suppose this makes me a fugitive on the run now. I’m neither armed nor dangerous, but I do command a ferocious appetite, so if you ever need a partner in banh mi crime… I’d gladly become a repeat offender.
Delightful post!
hehehe sounds like you won on many fronts. That sandwich looks packed to the brim and delicious!
this is adorable. also for sure i am trying this place out this weekend. Thanks!
Cute one Hannah! :)
That is a glorious looking Bahn Mi indeed! I’m honestly wiping the side of my mouth. Here in Houston, we are spoiled with a whole range of amazing Vietnamese sandwich shops. And I’m not vegan so I get mine with a fried egg…last meal worthy! Cheap, tasty, and goes so well with a Cafe Sua Da.
I love the way you wrote this! <33
I think they owe you that one!
Hahahaha,…your writing is very funny & cool. This special sandwich looks stunning & very inviting too.
It looks fabulous – if I lived anywhere near that sandwich shop, I’d not only try my hand at theft, I’d become a repeat offender!
Turning to a life of crime to satisfy your food cravings… from the looks of that sandwich, I’ll have to join you because, dang. :-)
love the way you wrote this